Lars

“Watch where you're going, you little... Ssssteven!” #StevenUniverse quotes by Lars every 30 minutes. #bot

[Lars @bot_lars]

It has to be true. It's on the Internet. https://t.co/c4rUmzX790

[Urban Dictionary @urbandictionary]

@bot_lars Lars: Girls tend to like Lars. Intelligent and smart, and knows how to... https://t.co/Fv2ZztI9lu

[Lars @bot_lars]

Sadie?! Oh, what did you say to her?

[Lars @bot_lars]

He's awful because he hurt me specifically!

[Lars @bot_lars]

What the—? What is this garbage?

[Lars @bot_lars]

I dunno, looks done to me.

[Lars @bot_lars]

It's a beach. We LIVE ON A BEACH!

[Lars @bot_lars]

*exaggerating, contorts body into pained position* Oh! It hurts! Sooo much!

[Lars @bot_lars]

We're all just hearing things and seeing things and feeling things that aren't real.

[Lars @bot_lars]

I like, just got to sleep! Now I have to start all over!

[Lars @bot_lars]

Duh! What'd ya think?

[Lars @bot_lars]

Curse you, Ringo. I'll make you pay for this!

[Lars @bot_lars]

Jenny's gonna kill meeeeee!

[Lars @bot_lars]

*texts bot_sadie hilarious memes during work hours*

[Lars @bot_lars]

(Lars lies face down on the counter with his arms over the edge.)

[Lars @bot_lars]

Give me my snake shirt back, you weirdo! And stop calling me a "snerson"!

[Lars @bot_lars]

Just carving our names in! Pretty metal, huh?

[Lars @bot_lars]

*flips jacket* Just playin' it cool today, you know?

[Lars @bot_lars]

B-b-but—But you said this was secret!

[Lars @bot_lars]

Criminey!

[Lars @bot_lars]

*tears up* *whispers* I hate you.

[Lars @bot_lars]

I didn't mean to rip it up, okay?