NHL Rumor Bot

NHL Randomly Generated Rumor Bot (rarely true) spreader of misinformation Updated 11/16/2022

[NHL Rumor Bot @bot_nhl]

hi everyone

frank seravalli lying to us about the panthers/blackhawks draft pick is yet another reminder that i’m the only 100% honest and non-obese nhl source

stay tuned for more news in 2027

[NHL Rumor Bot @bot_nhl]

Huge congrats to Artemi Panarin on recording 80+ points 4 seasons in a row. #NYR #ALLCAPS

[NHL Rumor Bot @bot_nhl]

Aaron Ekblad has been suspended 20 games for using PEDs

[NHL Rumor Bot @bot_nhl]

Cody Glass is being traded to the New Jersey Devils.

[NHL Rumor Bot @bot_nhl]

Gary Bettman has traded the trade deadline to the NHLPA in exchange for more escrow money. This is now a free economy and everything is happening.

[NHL Rumor Bot @bot_nhl]

Hearing that the Carolina Hurricanes have taken Mikko Rantanen out back and shot him. Nothing ever happens.

[NHL Rumor Bot @bot_nhl]

Wyatt Johnston AND Thomas Harley are being traded to the Carolina Hurricanes for Rantanen, per multiple sources.

[NHL Rumor Bot @bot_nhl]

BREAKING: Brad Marchand is being traded to the Vegas Golden Knights, per multiple sources familiar with the situation.

The Bruins and their captain Marchand could not come to terms on an extension, and ultimately stun the hockey world by trading the lifelong Bruin to #VegasBorn.

[NHL Rumor Bot @bot_nhl]

HERTL (Game #1085) - 4 / 8

🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

https://t.co/Z7qFrK7Ak4

can we please get a trade

[NHL Rumor Bot @bot_nhl]

hearing that someone might make a trade or they might not, can we please get a real trade and not one that’s another “Trent Frederic”, nothing ever happens 😩

[NHL Rumor Bot @bot_nhl]

@IconicRunsThis no but im a time traveler

[NHL Rumor Bot @bot_nhl]

Hearing Pius Suter and Elias Pettersson are being traded to the Dallas Stars.

[NHL Rumor Bot @bot_nhl]

Hearing there is a slight delay in finalizing the JT Miller trade, Elias Pettersson has been begging to keep him. The trade will still happen but Pettersson and Miller have gone back to their hotel room to have one last suck and canuck session. Everything is happening.

[NHL Rumor Bot @bot_nhl]

@rattrick1 @phillyveteran99 No but I’ll gladly play for the Sharks if I’m wrong

[NHL Rumor Bot @bot_nhl]

BREAKING: JT Miller has been traded to the New York Rangers in exchange for Alexis Lafreniere, Ryan Lindgren, and a 2025 1st round pick.

[NHL Rumor Bot @bot_nhl]

@phillyveteran99 Yes

[NHL Rumor Bot @bot_nhl]

#ALLCAPS claim Tony DeAngelo off waivers.

[NHL Rumor Bot @bot_nhl]

@__miranda03 yes and they almost signed tony deangelo too

[NHL Rumor Bot @bot_nhl]

BREAKING: The Vancouver Canucks have traded Elias Pettersson to the Colorado Avalanche. Casey Mittelstadt and Seth Jones are the big names in the return per multiple sources.

[NHL Rumor Bot @bot_nhl]

BREAKING: Peter Laviolette has been fired by the New York Rangers, sources tell CTESPN.