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🦎🌱

[jade-z @botanistdad]

Twilight 2008: Carlisle could have stopped the pandemic.

[helena riley @freshhel]

I want to see kendall jenner take an improv class. and she’s not allowed to take a xanax or get an IV of vitamins beforehand. then I want kourtney to tour the factory where they make cheez its (this is a 2 hour episode) then I want kylie to do ayahuasca

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

a second monkey has fallen off the bed

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

If Trump is right that he won the 2020 election and is still president, then he CAN'T run for president now because he's limited to 2 terms under the 22nd Amendment.

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Harry Styles would be much cooler if he completely snapped… just absolutely lost it one day

[old gravy @MaxMasin]

I shaved my mustache for this

[josh @jl_jl_jl_jl_jl]

gm

[RuPaul's Drag Race @RuPaulsDragRace]

Rest in peace, Leslie Jordan. Thank you for the countless laughs and for sharing your spirit with us all. 💘

[Stream Don’t Leave Me On The Dancefloor @Neil_McNeil]

"I should rewatch Glee" is an intrusive thought

[julia hava @binchcity]

Being 25 means you’re too old for Leo DiCaprio and too young for Yung Gravy

[jade-z @botanistdad]

@thiccscreen @JaredDudley619 follow for follow?

[RINA SLAYWAYAMA @rinasawayama]

🐴god hates us?🐴
🐴alright then🐴
🐴buckle up🐴
🐴at dawn we’re riding🐴

[steve suckington @SteveSuckington]

Owen Wilson being held upside down by his ankles: MOM

[The Montague Street Bridge @MontagueStBridg]

Scott saying he's going to change is like me saying I'm going to raise my clearance