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BAMF Gentleman

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If I could have dinner with anyone living or dead, I would.

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I hope dying is just like falling asleep: terrifying and extremely painful

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IS THIS THING ON???

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When the poop so good you have to go back for seconds

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When the poop so good you have to go back for seconds

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I've got a beautiful wife, three wonderful kids, and a room with a view. And I owe it all to black tar heroin

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When it comes to being professional, I excel. I put the “pro” in professional.

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Listen up, “ass guys”: 10 fart sounds that might change your mind

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Hopeful former Blue Man Group member seeking a master's degree in “Slapping The Fuck out of plastic tubes”

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@mag_pie28 I find it rewarding

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We live in such an international world

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Accidental Renaissance alert!!

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I really hate when I wake up on a cold winter morning and go to put on my stockings, only to find that somebody has stuffed a bunch of candy in them

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There’s salt all over the ground in park slope. I guess white people will season their SIDEWALKS before they season their Chicken! Happy Holidays Y'all.

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It only gets more spectacular as the film goes on. Kudos to Nolan on this monumental achievement

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5 seconds into Oppenheimer and I’m completely blown away by the special effects. The fact that this was done without CGI is mind-boggling.

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5 seconds into Oppenheimer and I’m completely blown away by the special effects. The fact that this was done without CGI is mind-boggling.

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Ok - this is the weirdest vanity plate I’ve seen yet

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If I'm going to the hospital, I'm hitting a local spot. None of these big chains like NYU and Johns Hopkins. The ICU above the Thai place off Fulton does the best MRIs in Brooklyn anyway. #supportsmallbusiness

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@Oscar03307027 Thank you, I feel the same way

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BOOMERANGS! I meant BOOMERANGS.

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What is even the point of frisbees? You might as well not even threw it in the first place.