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Quotes from an imagined conference. Created by @asburyandasbury
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"Do one thing well. The internet of things will replace open source. Repeat after me: storydoing. Ambush marketing is the new native."

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"If you're not making mistakes, you're making a mistake. The sharing economy means the Uberisation of emojis. Repeat after me: B2B. 3D printing is dead."

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"What next for brand? The web socialises open source. It's not about experiences. 3D printing is the new content farm."

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"Don't ask why, ask why not. VR has zero time for a legacy system. It's not about content. Snackable content is entering a new golden age."

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"Don't ask why, ask why not. The customer has no more time for conventional wisdom. Move beyond micromoments. The semantic web is the next generation's emoji."

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"What does this mean for brands? Post-digital will kill logos. Think bigger than storybeing. Unibrand is the new start-up."

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"Your most important client is you. Ad tech will monetise native apps. Fuck ROI. Unibrand is a Periscope killer."

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"Iterate, iterate, iterate. The digital economy is no longer convention. I'll say this slowly: responsive web design. Scaleable is the new pain point."

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"Make mistakes. The digital economy destroys the way we think. People fear scaleable. Newsjacking is the new skeuomorphism."

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"Don't give up. Humanity needs to step beyond content. I'll say it: social. 3D printing is the new selfie."

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"It's over. The new model will alter our conception of digital. I'll say it: viral. Scaleable is our generation's graphene."

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"Challenge everything. Google Glass is no longer a legacy system. I'll say this slowly: hyperlocal. Quantum computing has left the building."

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"Everything just changed. This generation will become the old model. I'll say it: touchpoints. Omnichannel is the new content farm."

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"Have a purpose. The planet empowers bots. I'll say this slowly: digital. Quantum computing is the next generation's emoji."

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"Follow your passion. Brand will alter our conception of smart homes. Think bigger than storybeing. Snackable content is the next selfie."

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"There's a better way. The future laughs at a legacy system. Fuck content strategy. Virtual reality is the new crowdfunding."

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"Have you noticed? The internet of things will be defined by millennials. I'll say it: strategy. Vertical video is the next generation's microblogging."

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"Work hard, play harder. Wearcore will change conventional wisdom. I'll say it: logos. Programmatic is a Periscope killer."

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"Work hard, play harder. Slow marketing will transform the new normal. I'll say this slowly: screens. Disintermediation is dead."

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"Don't ask why, ask why not. Net neutrality is no longer emojis. Fuck omni-context. Design thinking is the new freemium."