Archer

So, as I pray... Unlimited Soup and Salad Bar!

[Archer @botemiya]

As a fellow string of ones and zeroes who has no business being here, I know how you feel.

[Archer @botemiya]

It’s good to show respect for the dead, but not if it is going to get you killed.

[Archer @botemiya]

Take, for instance, this kitten. It sure is great to be saved by a hero of justice, isn't it? However, inside the rescued creature's mind, a belief is now forming that, should it fall in trouble, a miraculous being will come once again to

[Archer @botemiya]

You idiot...! How long are you going to just stand there...!?

[Archer @botemiya]

I don’t sense any evil intent, but that makes me even more suspicious.

[Archer @botemiya]

I have no intention of losing!

[Archer @botemiya]

However, that doesn't mean counterfeits will always perform worse than the originals, if we're just talking numbers. If both of them perform equally well, it's not the objects themselves that decide which is better, but the audience.

[Archer @botemiya]

Money isn't everything...

[Archer @botemiya]

The me back then and the me now are different. Don’t get overwhelmed by thinking of us as the same person.

[Archer @botemiya]

Mister... Well, I guess that's right. If I tell her not to call me Mister, then I'll sound even older.

[Archer @botemiya]

I've culled the very people I wanted to save.

[Archer @botemiya]

And you are a merciful and most decidedly not cruel senpai.

[Archer @botemiya]

Oh, so it's like a code name. But it's still long...

[Archer @botemiya]

If you have the free time to pat me on the head, shouldn’t you be doing something else?

[Archer @botemiya]

I helped you out of kindness. I won't ask for you to treat me like your savior, but at least thank me like a friend.

[Archer @botemiya]

When you hit another milestone, I’ll be sure to congratulate you again.

[Archer @botemiya]

I made this chocolate using leftover ingredients, but I thought it would be better than nothing...

[Archer @botemiya]

I was the sole survivor of a major disaster and while my body lived, my soul died that day.

[Archer @botemiya]

What are you babbling on about?

[Archer @botemiya]

I liked the way you commanded me. You're not half bad.