sweet baby tom®️

okay

[sweet baby tom®️ @both_sofas]

going to recess lowkey fell off

[sweet baby tom®️ @both_sofas]

women will just straight up go see Wilco with you even when it’s raining

[sweet baby tom®️ @both_sofas]

women will just straight up watch Bosch Legacy

[sweet baby tom®️ @both_sofas]

I’m gonna sign a living won’t. hook my ass up to a car battery. get real experimental with it. I ain’t ready to go yet.

[sweet baby tom®️ @both_sofas]

@oblit3rati I always wanted a reason to own a trenchcoat.

[sweet baby tom®️ @both_sofas]

gifts for elves? check. now I just need a dang coupon code…

[sweet baby tom®️ @both_sofas]

@cardyco melting wax figure of Ronan Farrow

[sweet baby tom®️ @both_sofas]

okay, I'll bite: who is Joe Biden?

[sweet baby tom®️ @both_sofas]

@cardyco he has turned me into a full-blown khive guy at this point. i hate him so much

[oat milk princess 🇵🇸 @heartluvr2000]

tapping the sign

[sweet baby tom®️ @both_sofas]

@cardyco it was a dark day in my life when they quit selling these

[sweet baby tom®️ @both_sofas]

@thatsgoodweb it was driving me nuts thinking "I know that from somewhere"

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

It's called a cast iron pan because you cast it into the dishwasher

[sweet baby tom®️ @both_sofas]

christmas miracle or not, surely tiny tim is dead by now

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

Watch my movie called The Mask (2023)
https://t.co/MpgeNtm5G2