Bo

Just a dog. Bored mostly so thought I'd pass the time on Twitter. Smell pretty bad, eat stuff, enjoy an occasional stroll.

[Bo @bothedog_bo]

@Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan L

[Jon Pigeon @PigeonJon]

This Turkey ate a man before it was plucked.

Please Retweet to raise awareness of Man Eating Turkeys.

[Bo @bothedog_bo]

@jbarro you make a very good point Mr Josh.

[Bo @bothedog_bo]

@JollyCoopersFC @squiffyshampton hello lovely coopers people. I think I left my specs so will pick up at Book club tomorrow.

[TeamMates @weareteammates]

A big week of website design this week for the TeamMates!

Very excited for the big reveal!

#TeamMates
#SquareSpace

[TeamMates @weareteammates]

**Summer info released this evening**

TeamMates Original Parents please check your emails tonight!

#TeamMates
#Priority

[Bo @bothedog_bo]

@piersmorgan I like maths. Add this up. 12 (years) + 2 (cups) + 0 (league titles ) = as good as it gets. Or 4th as it's also known.

[Bo @bothedog_bo]

@piersmorgan @reallorraine @MaxAmaZings yeah, it is a nice looking carpet.

[Bo @bothedog_bo]

@yourdesignerdog are you one of the Hairy Bikers? I didn't know that.

[Bo @bothedog_bo]

@weareteammates How's it going today Mr Jack??

[Bo @bothedog_bo]

@GaryLineker I've always looked up to you as a role model but this kind of toilet humour is unbecoming. First yellow card Mr Gary.

[Bo @bothedog_bo]

@BBCNewsbeat Sorry but what size is a dog? A wee bit of a generic description me thinks. Are you human-size??

[Bo @bothedog_bo]

@piersmorgan @rupertmurdoch Funny that

[Bo @bothedog_bo]

@piersmorgan you didn't unfollow me you tit.

[Bo @bothedog_bo]

@BarclaysUKHelp he didn't go in because it says no dogs whereas at metro bank they offered me a biscuit!!!

[Bo @bothedog_bo]

@BarclaysUKHelp Hello. Why won't you let my master bring me into the branch? He wants a mortgage but doesn't want to leave me outside

[Bo @bothedog_bo]

@gilescoren @piersmorgan When will you ego-humans realise that having followers doesn't mean you're not a twat Humans follow you cos you are

[Bo @bothedog_bo]

@VictoriaLIVE @BBCNews @BBCTwo he looks different to how I remember him

[Bo @bothedog_bo]

@BBCMOTD @BBCSport got shagged by a feisty Alsatian on the touch line at one of my Master's matches once. He nearly scored (not my master)

[Bo @bothedog_bo]

@piersmorgan @GMB I might only be a dog but isn't 'never once' grammatically incorrect. Possibly even tautologous??