jammin

count your blessings not your problems

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kickback tonight, hit me up the the addyyy

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[first dom experience]

Him: *hard slap* SAY MY NAME BITCH

Me: *panicked and confused* MY NAME BITCH

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Really tryin to not be mad I cut my hair

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so, if you make computer game noises and give points for each item of clothing & stuff, kids get dressed REALLY fast.

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H: hey, I've just crafted my first tweet
M:
H: take this down, and I want to know when it wins a trophy ...

*brilliant tweet forthcoming

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was the new Fall Out Boy song written for a Disney movie or

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I wanna be the girl who walks into the dentist office with a McFlurry.

Not a fuck was given.

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Don't talk to me sideways and not expect a fucking rebuttle.

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There's a huge possibility, statistically speaking, that I'll one day die while waiting for food delivery. I accept this.

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I mom so hard when my 6 is giving me endless kisses& demanding that I need his owl loofah & superheroes in the bath.
* 3rd time out of bed.

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Introduced my mom to agedashi tofu

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oh woah holy shit i just got so sad out of nowhere lmao sick 😩💦😜👌🏻

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Despises the nights that remind me that you are still a part of me
*My heart needs to hate you

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Sure would be a shame for someone to make a program that shows who mutes you so you can unfollow them.

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I forgot about Mac Dre.

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HOW TO NOT MAKE A LIST:
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7. OMG you're doing it!
8. God dammit.

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justin foley is a cutie!!!!

[ㅤㅤㅤ @n0tfeeling]

Pay attention to her.

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my boy owns a weed delivery service & i'm somehow out of weed? excuse me? this is not right