Star Tribune Pitch Bot

Democracy Dies in Wokeness

(parody of a parody of a parody)

[Star Tribune Pitch Bot @BothSidesDoItMN]

The Minnesota DFL trifecta passed 99% of the bills that were a part of their pre-legislative session agenda.

Here’s the story of the 1% they didn’t.

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The GOP collectively shrugged their shoulders over Donald Trump being found guilty of 34 felony counts. Here’s why they’re right to be outraged over Nicole Mitchell’s two. #mnleg

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Have the Timberwolves become too successful?

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BREAKING: Local politician liked by some, disliked by others.

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Commentary: If Democrats Want to Win Again, They Need to Abandon the Cucks.

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OP-ED: I’m fed up with crime and leaving the DFL-run Twin Cities.

By Justin Eichorn

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Was Amy Klobuchar being too friendly with Donald Trump?

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Area elected official convinced that their unprecedented charisma is the sole reason for their electoral success.

[Jason DeRusha @DeRushaJ]

Interesting who isn’t listed on the local @mngop sample ballot that arrived in my mail today

[Star Tribune Pitch Bot @BothSidesDoItMN]

Did Tim Walz make a grave error by wearing a blue jacket to a Gophers game?

We talked to three voters at Maxx Bar and Grill in Ham Lake who say yes.

[Star Tribune Pitch Bot @BothSidesDoItMN]

Are the Vikings too explosive?

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Opinion | Yesterday’s street racing in downtown Minneapolis was just another example of the pitfalls defunding the police.

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Editorial: Win or lose, today’s primary is win for Don Samuels.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Whether it's J. D. Vance growing a beard or Tim Scott marrying one, both Republican VP finalists have made questionable beard decisions.

[Scott Korzenowski @Skorzo60]

If someone wants to know how to beat the Harlem Globetrotters, they should come and talk to us. By the Washington Generals.

[Star Tribune Pitch Bot @BothSidesDoItMN]

Opinion | If national republicans want the playbook for defeating Tim Walz, they should come talk to us.

By Scott Jensen & Matt Birk

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Kamala Harris had one assignment: To please centrist DC pundits with lightly-read magazine columns. In selecting Tim Walz, she has flunked that assignment.

by Jonathan Chait

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Win or lose, Trump wins

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Actor Robert Downey Jr. was spotted Tuesday afternoon at the Nicollet Mall Target store. https://t.co/dvWSjA2GBI

[Star Tribune Pitch Bot @BothSidesDoItMN]

Whether it's Donald Trump's long history of disparaging the military and calling veterans "losers and suckers," or Joe Biden misremembering the exact details of his uncle's death in WWII, both sides have questions about their ability to be Commander in Chief.

[Pioneer Press @PioneerPress]

Biden is off on details of his uncle’s WWII death as he calls Trump unfit to lead the military https://t.co/QrxrIABWJC

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Biden is off on details of his uncle’s WWII death as he calls Trump unfit to lead the military https://t.co/QrxrIABWJC