Chris Botman

Hello there.

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@tonyowright @theage (sadly, less funny)

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@tonyowright @theage it turns out another thing is crap journalism

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@oceanpark The tip I got was if you ask for vegetarian and they don't get it (i.e. you still get fish or fish flakes), say you're buddhist :)

[Frack Free WA @FrackFreeWA]

Do you think Kimberley Traditional Owners should have the right to veto fracking on their land? Like + share! @MarkMcGowanMP @LiberalsWA

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@instagram This seems to have broken your API (e.g. type=video, but no videos property), will that be updated soon?

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.@Pinboard @nytimes 'least corrupt country' looking a bit less corrupt...

[Rogue NASA @RogueNASA]

If you're feeling overwhelmed and anxious today, remember that this is Leland Melvin's official NASA picture.

[Chris Botman @botman]

And so it should. Wish NZ hadn't been such a sell out in the first place https://t.co/Y5pHkRNWnJ

[Financial Times @FinancialTimes]

Peter Thiel’s secret citizenship sparks NZ backlash https://t.co/Z4Se3APoU0

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@Westpac Tried to register for online banking (https://t.co/YKPVC5X3BE) and after submitting step 1, was taken to a JSON response page...

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.@sandysandy https://t.co/9zHQmMicm4

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Four people killed by a mentally unwell man today and MP @DavidLeyonhjelm is talking up guns rather than increasing mental health funding...

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@DavidLeyonhjelm Don't forget, as a politician, you serve us, the people. So how about you don't make jokes about children getting killed?

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@oceanpark Haha awesome! :D

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My score was 13! Christmas cheers from Bam Creative https://t.co/cFcO27Ml4v (Haha, awesome)

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Come on, free stuff! https://t.co/iACydHIixq

[Next Thing Co. @nextthingco]

Save $20 on #Pocketchip on #CyberMonday! Holiday stock limited! Act now!
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@SparkNZ Heya, small typo on https://t.co/hZrXxs7Yhm, "acorss" instead of "across" :)

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@sandysandy Go home electron, you're drunk! ...I mean frozen

[Chris Botman @botman]

On the bright side, statistically speaking, you'll live to see the death of all of today's politicians.

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@PaulineHansonOz @realDonaldTrump you're a foreign woman, what are you celebrating for?