Onebested

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@RadioGenoa Ain't these sheep?

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@KeKirwa That friend was lying

[Dr. Ho Yinsen @kinjeketile]

Unatuona matako yako

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@generali_osumo Haha, ni kama kusema umepata ukimwi from a needle

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Sikuizi proposals and dates normalize kuzifanyia uko kwa kichaka in the absence of cameras.Documenting such stuffs on the internet niggas huwa wanakucheka vibaya sana because they had it for less

[Prime Tate @primetateHQ]

🇬🇧🗣️Andrew Tate reveals why he REFUSES to pay taxes in England anymore.

"If England was like it was in 2001, Oasis, pub gardens, walking around safely at night, I’d happily give them 50% of my money."

"But it's not. They're allowing boats full of thousands of people in to destroy our country. If I mention it on Facebook, I go to jail. Why am I giving them a penny?"

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@KijanayaKabras no one is gonna take this shii seriously

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@whatMackSays Mf looks silly as hell😂😂

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Nijikute nikimoisturize miguu

[Newest Aunt in Town 🥹🌸✨ @Waaanjiku]

They do not moisturize their legs well enough to be in those shorts.

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@JoelJirane Haha, orezo attannounce free imports for maize alafu atuuzie mahindi yake kama imported 😂😂😭

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@RobertAlai Ngl, they are talking a lot without saying anything

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@JoelJirane Acha tuulize my pal @IamGavin__

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@Softlybunbun **Why are these pigs

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@sora_sohrah Of course it's the men

[🐉 @Kamau266]

A whole CEO kusimp hadi anatumia words that we have never heard of in our lifetime ati 'kuja nikudare manyoya' is the reason why I tell you guys mjifunze mambo ya waschana before kichele ianze kuingia because you will end up doing very embarrassing stuffs in the pursuit of love

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@JoelJirane @boto_edmond

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It's because niggas was in Paris

[Dr. Riziki🌜👩🏽‍⚕️🧘🏽‍♀️ @_mpekethu_]

Why do you think they song n***** in Paris is called n***** in Paris???

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@Gitz__ They repatriated them bana

[Donald B Kipkorir @DonaldBKipkorir]

When Kenyans are made Ministers, PSes, State Corporations CEOs & Chairmen or when MPs or tenderpreneurs have the President’s number, they think they are gods! They become arrogant, rude & condescending. Many start riding in long convoys with armed security.

What they always forget is that POWER IS TEMPORARY, TRANSIENT & ONLY FOR A SEASON.

Then it ends like morning dew. The Convoy ends. The Security stops. Phone calls stop. The false friends who were with you for the power disappear.

And madness sets in.