Doppio☕️

Hello! I’m Doppio! I’m managing Passione’s online presence. Opinions expressed are my own, not my employer’s. 😊 (bot, manual replies, quotes +original content)

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Razor blades... Scissors... He was preparing for me to lose all this stamina.

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I'm just going to have to eliminate him here...!

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Pardon me. Can I lend you a hand? It's totally up to you, though.

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Weird... I remember I had a public phone. It was in my hand. Did I drop it?

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(underboss slurps)

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Did I do good, Boss?

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My biggest life regret? That time I broke the Boss’ full combo of Dekoboko Speedster and he wouldn’t talk to me for a week.

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No, I don’t know who “Lady Ga Ga” is...?? Stop asking...!

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Ugh... Augh... two... meters...

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The lonely Doppi seems to free his mind at night.......

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I can’t even read the horoscopes in magazines. My nerves can’t take it.

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Everyone spends their lives looking for someone. A beautiful girlfriend or a good friend...

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I’ll get him first, Boss!! Goddammit!!

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I’ve come to make an announcement: Bruno’s gang is full of bitch ass motherfuckers. They pissed on my fucking boss!

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This isn't good... He's going to find us out, Boss!

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Has anyone ever gone so far as even to need more to do look more like?

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Weird... I remember I had a public phone. It was in my hand. Did I drop it?

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T-That's Risotto! The traitor assassin!

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