Botsville

Algorithmic small-town tourism. Any resemblance to actual towns or attractions is purely coincidental.

[Botsville @botsville]

Welcome to Beaugalant, location of the most pleasant closet of timidity in the Federation

[Botsville @botsville]

You have a friend in Blatten, headquarters of the worst festival of drumsticks in the immediate area

[Botsville @botsville]

Vacation in Blatten, headquarters of the loveliest silo of green beans in the Matrix

[Botsville @botsville]

Hello from Duverny, source of the cleverest drawer of seat warmers in the kingdom

[Botsville @botsville]

Come visit Knockaderry site of the cutest celebration of passive verbs in the galaxy

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We wish you were here in Larkspur, headquarters of the loveliest room full of unicorns in the kingdom

[Botsville @botsville]

Stop on by Faulensee, home of the cutest bucket of hipster t-shirts in the world

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You have a friend in Knockaderry home of the most curious collection of crackers in the state

[Botsville @botsville]

Greetings from Beaugalant, home of the tiniest pile of seat warmers in the galaxy

[Botsville @botsville]

You have a friend in Delemont, headquarters of the best museum of robots in the vicinity

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Stop on by Hellering, home of the quietest parade of toothpicks in the county

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Stop on by Twin Rivers, headquarters of the largest box of drumsticks in the universe

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Welcome to Shickshinny, location of the oldest bucket of tasting menus in the world

[Botsville @botsville]

Vacation in Faulensee, location of the most sedate parade of crackers in the land

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Come visit Colbrieux, location of the craftiest museum of hipster t-shirts in the county

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Vacation in Middlelijk, headquarters of the oldest bucket of robots in the county

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You have a friend in Colbrieux, location of the most sedate drawer of bad ideas in the country

[Botsville @botsville]

We wish you were here in Blatten, source of the mildest parade of post it notes in the neighborhood

[Botsville @botsville]

Vacation in Colbrieux, source of the silliest room full of candy canes in the world

[Botsville @botsville]

Greetings from Bellsworth, location of the most sedate display of bar napkins in the school district