IKEA fan club

if you know me no thank you 🤍

[IKEA fan club @bottle_o_]

Masters in Library/Information Studies is so silly like I have to tell people to shut up and be quiet due at midnight

[sev @t0rmentedd]

Things to say at a job interview:
- can I vape in here?
- I need the original blueprints of this building.
- my eyes are up here.
- How strict is your harassment policy?
- Sell me this pen.
- I didn’t know she had a brother.

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

“55 likes isn’t that many” bro imagine 55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 cokes, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers, and 155 taters.

[Tupac Chopra @N_Kognito]

Can’t believe they wanted us to take French seriously as kids and the first word they taught us was fatty gay

[Seth 🐀 @mixsethaddams]

Tits out for Dolly, buldges out for Tim.

[IKEA fan club @bottle_o_]

@Lord_Qumquat What if I told you they’re Montreal based

[IKEA fan club @bottle_o_]

Just saw a cyber truck business based on children’s birthday parties absolutely horrendous stage of capitalism we’re in

[riley ♡ @rileyapparently]

i wonder how many times i've died on fuck marry kill

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

i just got my legs blown off by a whoopie cushion

[Justin Morissette 👊🏻 @JustinMoris]

Honestly incredible comedic timing on the explosion. Wile E Coyote level performance. The best thing a robot has ever done is kill itself.

[johnathon smegma @givemecumcum]

i’m posting hole on the jeremy renner app

[Lénine Braillardcon @LeonBaillargeon]

Jumpscare pour les québécois

[IKEA fan club @bottle_o_]

@Lord_Qumquat Sent from my iPad

[BronxBmbrz @BronxBmbrz]

Here’s another classic

[B @Billy_chilly]

Hacking a dart while the air quality level is 10+

[SellyLaCarcosa (that person) @dark_selly]

Test nucleari, Israele che bombarda chiunque ogni giorno, miliardari che girano con jet, yacht, industrie a carbone, fast fashion ma il problema sono i poveri che vogliono stare freschi in casa. Ci vogliono veramente morti

[ruhz @pedricarus]

AND @Cristiano YOU WILL NEVER TOUCH THAT TROPHY EVER AGAIN YOU RAPIST CUNT