Buddyboi

Bye Yo😉

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Do I got friends or am I just attractive to them?

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If he don't peal an orange right how do you expect him to finger you right?

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Why these girls lookin like they would take my soul on tinder?

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I will no longer have a phone number, you can contact me via pictochat #DS #Nintendo

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The less I say the better I feel

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XQ is now laughing emoji that is also drooling

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Y'all really haven't had to drive with a car that has squeaky brakes and it shows

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Anyone down for a double date to couples counseling????

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Wait your saying harry styles this hair?

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@netflix why in Moxie all of the out spoken feminists have #iphones and the girl who is to scared to have an #Android that's kinda fucked

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@atsignvernon @Prada @gucci @Balmain @BALENCIAGA @LouisVuitton @Coach @CHANEL @givenchy You're just jealous of my big money move ideas🙄

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Please oh please do a runway show in a school bus @Prada @gucci @Balmain @BALENCIAGA @LouisVuitton @Coach @CHANEL @givenchy

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Shakespeare sounds like schizophrenic person if you put it to anything above normal speed on youtube #ShakespeareSunday

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Blair witch project but it's a game show

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Y'all need to realize that therapy is less money than a degree fr

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Yo dolly parton could've written the declaration of independence but Thomas Jefferson could NOT have wrote Coat of Many Colors or Jolene.

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We rawdoggin the shit out this mf life rn g

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Yo I low key think EA sports is just to afraid to put skate 3 onto Origins or Steam because they know.. they KNOW.. I would rip that shit so hard their stupid little game would declare me, Nebuchadnezzar the second, the great ruler of Babylon, the king of EA Sports. #Believe

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Just Shower Thoughts: A guy will wash they girl's ass with their tongue but won't wash their own ass 😑

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We should rename peer pressure to green eggs and hamming someone. That guy was relentless! Green eggs and ham was really a sad story about a man who after years of saying no eventually says yes because of the manipulative little guy. And that's on #doctorseuss