Crystal

Fish don’t fry in the kitchen. Beans don’t burn on the grill.

[Crystal @bottlesandsaws]

Kaylor acting like she’s bout to stand on business but then Aaron’s Pizza box ass head gives her the smallest seashell to ever exist. #loveislandusa

[Crystal @bottlesandsaws]

“Big Mama, Your Arm!” Ass cookies.

[TITAN @TheTitanofX]

Yall trying fried chicken cookies 🤔???

[Crystal @bottlesandsaws]

Trevor on them people’s couch whilst Nick and Vanessa read him and his texts for filth. #LoveIsBlind #LIBReunion

[Crystal @bottlesandsaws]

You wanna fall in love with your Boo all over again? Make a cute ass baby a with them and watch them become a Mum.

[Kiesh (she/her) @kieshdotwork]

Matching with my son is one of my favorite parts of parenthood so far.

[Crystal @bottlesandsaws]

@kieshdotwork The way this makes me wanna give you 10 babies 🗝️🗝️🗝️🗝️

[Crystal @bottlesandsaws]

@alamanecer And now, a baby. ❤️🗝️❤️

[Crystal @bottlesandsaws]

@WrittenByHanna @NatashaOladokun 🤣🤣🤣 If it ain’t the most I don’t want it! And thank you Boo!!! Imma have to DM more so I can maintain my good standing with botha yall.

[Crystal @bottlesandsaws]

@the_aallen Not yet, but there is this lil update for us ❤️

[Crystal @bottlesandsaws]

@WrittenByHanna @NatashaOladokun I have never loved two people more ❤️

[Crystal @bottlesandsaws]

@heykarabo Truly I did ❤️❤️❤️

[Crystal @bottlesandsaws]

Calling Netflix to go awf about me paying too much money every month for them to be playing games like this, then i realized I don’t have the account info cause my little sister been paying the bill for 7 years. #loveisblindlive

[Crystal @bottlesandsaws]

@jessieroro13 Was wondering the same thing! We’re in Bed Stuy and could hear them!

[Crystal @bottlesandsaws]

when I go out my way to go to a thrift store ain’t they ain’t got shit….

[Unfollow Me @Jenny_jenjenn]

When I go over my parent’s house and go in the pantry…

[Crystal @bottlesandsaws]

@Delta I’m am utterly appalled at how filthy the first class area was on my flight from LGA to DC on this past Friday! Given Covid, surely this can’t be the standard of care for cleaning your planes. I could easily reach this area, so why couldn’t you all?

[Crystal @bottlesandsaws]

She was having a shitty day at work so I Cupid shuffled into her DM’s & we met for the first time that week. I moved in unofficially about a month after. It’s 3 years later, we’re engaged, are co-owners of our own creative agency and she’s still the best thing I ever said yes to:

[Crystal @bottlesandsaws]

@kasandra_alexis ❤️❤️❤️

[Crystal @bottlesandsaws]

@Dirkthejerk3 @NotEthiopian @ash1durr Pops doesn’t get an opinion just like you don’t . He also knows he doesn’t get to be a white man policing black women and their humor. But never mind that, I wanna know your opinion on you retweeting “nigga” like you got it like that. I am not the one “G”

[Crystal @bottlesandsaws]

@NotEthiopian

[Crystal @bottlesandsaws]

This man has been wearing a Bonnet to WORK for 116 years, with no smoke coming his way. I know racism when I see it Ms Parker.