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[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

she said "the mold goes or i do" so i told her baby girl if i saw you go i'd never forgive myself, let me get the antifungal disinfectant. alas it was all for naught. i was hallucinating again. she had left me years ago. mycelium is all that's left now. god i love black mold.

[Narcissist @SanguineDescent]

just had a stroke of penius

[🇱🇧 @franzkaftah]

@ShitpostRock

[cora 🦇 @dearulq]

fake idgafer i saw you yearn for human emotional connection

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

WAKE UP LIL NIGGA

[jojo @jojoasol_]

(holding eye contact but im trying to flirt) um my penis is down there

[𑣲 bunbun 𐙚 @girlfromv]

sorry I beat the shit out of you I have a really big crush on you and I got nervous

[uncaged transfeminine succubus @canislatranis]

asking "who's pussy is this?" with genuine confusion and fear

[insane freak guy @Beer_Pisser]

Water balloons full of jizz on a bandolier around my chest, hurling them at my wife's pussy trying to get her pregnant from a distance

[¡𝐵𝓎! @itsxuzz]

“la IA nos va a reemplazar” la IA jamás podrá rogarle a una mujer tanto como yo

[yoruichi ★ @jinchuurii]

my son gon be happy as fuck when I name him ichigo

[koda @kodakaderes]

my faps are so ethical that the blood that forges my blazing boner comes directly from my big ol heart

[Valerie 🏳️‍⚧️ @valerieeee333]

i be tweeting with my meat out

[rosabelle @rosebudlight]

putting a hickey on her neck where he got shot for the kirkversary

[corb @awshuqs]

snapchat me that pussy actually nevermind i don’t have snapchat because i’m a grown up

[Rennie 🔞⚢ @CinnyInBloom]

has a dream bout eating box and fucking woke up with my drool soaked into my pillow.

[Davyes @s0me0nesavem3]

I need to eat pussy I'm s fucking eater I need it fuck

[니맘잘안다 @stressgender]

내가 담배 피워야 할지, 자위해야 할지, 아니면 자살해야 할지 고민하는 중

[hunter @3gpmh]

mayor zohran mamdani i need a girlfriend

[Kyouko 𓆟 @AnkoPilled]

I want an older woman to abuse me