BusterThumper

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

[BusterThumper @bottomfeeder273]

We live in a great country.....a country.....where if you want carrot cake for breakfast......YOU HAVE CARROT CAKE FOR BREAKFAST!

[BusterThumper @bottomfeeder273]

Filling the lungs with salt air strips away the years.

[BusterThumper @bottomfeeder273]

"Looks good from 50 yards out!"... is my new seal of approval.

[BusterThumper @bottomfeeder273]

Even then it's questionable https://t.co/6fudJv8KNe

[Genevieve @Gen22]

I only mean business on business days.

[BusterThumper @bottomfeeder273]

Just found out I'm gonna have a grandson, I've been pondering on what grandfatherly advice to pass on ...."just wing it"....words to live by...grasshopper

[BusterThumper @bottomfeeder273]

The woman was drop dead gorgeous....until she said she was and she could get anything she wants....and then she wasn't.

[BusterThumper @bottomfeeder273]

My middle aged bank account is telling me I have to skip the mid-life crisis Corvette.

[BusterThumper @bottomfeeder273]

Pro tip....if the fender bender is clearly your fault, put the camera away idiot...you really dont want that evidence.

[BusterThumper @bottomfeeder273]

@Whatevah_Amy Well, there is an exception to evey rule.

[BusterThumper @bottomfeeder273]

@partofthezoo Welcome to my 3rd shift life.

[.::jojo::. @x_freckles_o]

I always try to leave a friendly trail of little fuck yous in my daily travels.

[BusterThumper @bottomfeeder273]

@PatsFanGirl12 Don't be fooled by the television skyline views of Boston during the game, Foxboro is actually 45 minutes away.

[Jay Ayyyy eSs Oh iN @JasonForTheLove]

Sometimes Twitter is just a giant echo chamber of circle jerking opinions and yet I still can't quit it.

[BusterThumper @bottomfeeder273]

To be honest....I prefer bunnies that come out of the playboy mansion.

[whisky @JohnsonDiaz21]

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks you what you do for fun.

[BusterThumper @bottomfeeder273]

Hi...I'm Mike....and I'm obsessed with bungee cords.

[BusterThumper @bottomfeeder273]

I accessorize with fifth wheel grease.

[BusterThumper @bottomfeeder273]

It's a daily struggle to not intentionally rear-end cars that are displaying a Trump bumper sticker.