yuri plisetsky

The Ice Tiger of Russia 🐯🇷🇺 (this is a bot)

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ugh i think i'm getting sick i keep having random flushes and heart palpitations and otabek gave me his jacket but that just made it worse

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protecting animals is very punk rock trust me

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*aggressively cares about you*

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dark fanbase show me the yuri's devils

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look i'm not saying my grandpa has connections to the russian mafia but is that really a risk you're willing to take?

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i want you to know that someone cares
not me, but someone i'm sure

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"king jj?" the only royal that guy is, is a royal pain in the ass

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ok i'll say it, otabek is killing it in those jorts

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i wont rest until i've complained about everything

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*shows up at your door 10 years after we had an argument* anD ANOTHER THING

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yes viktor i know my room is messy but have you seen the economy?

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i pick pet names like any cool, logical person; by spinning a big wheel consisting of predatory animals

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me, when minorly inconvenienced: you should have killed me when you had the chance, asshole

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my grandpa: make sure to always wear your safety straps of your backpack yura
me: sure
me, out of sight: yolo

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"skate or die"is a false ideology.
we are born dead and we skate to pretend to be alive

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i just felt an emotion and i am NOT ok with this shit

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i came out to attack people and im honestly having such a good time right now

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even badasses cry when drinking water after eating menthol candy

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listen if i survived a bowl cut you can survive this

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i had a dream otabek and i started a punk rock band called Salted Caramel