nico🥀

“I hated Robert California.”

[nico🥀 @boudinburps]

Guys I am a natural disaster all on my own I do not need this hurricane rn lol

[nico🥀 @boudinburps]

scary.

[nico🥀 @boudinburps]

Yall are so mad about the half time show

Wish yall were that mad about ICE murdering people in the streets

Wish yall were that mad about the Epstein files and actually holding all of these men accountable

Wish yall were that mad about the president being a racist rapist
But ok

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Ron Weasley yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy 😭
https://t.co/BkMk95QIbj

[nico🥀 @boudinburps]

Someone just ordered “bacon, limp” at @WaffleHouse and I just

[nico🥀 @boudinburps]

Harry Potter and the half blood prince…I’m getting trump vibes from umbridge👀👀

[nico🥀 @boudinburps]

I GOT TURNSTILE AND THE CARTER VI TODAY IS THIS CHRISTMAS

[nico🥀 @boudinburps]

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME WE HAD A CARTER VI COMIN

[nico🥀 @boudinburps]

Panic! At the Salon Centric
🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

[nico🥀 @boudinburps]

I try to go into places and leave without being seen. Like I go into the coffee shop every morning, they know what I get, we barely talk, I pay, get coffee, I sneak out. A ghostie. Do not perceive meeeee👻

[𝐚-𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐧 @wydccalamity]

i’ve seen rihanna’s baby bump more than i’ve seen my dad

[nico🥀 @boudinburps]

When you wanna delete your Facebook so bad because it’s full of racists and people just SPEWING hate but you own a business and in the year of our lord 2025 you have to have every social media as a business IM TIRED yall
fucking spread some love or shut the fuck up bYE

[nico🥀 @boudinburps]

The part of my brain that was supposed to house “math” ended up having “song lyrics” CRAMMED in that space

[nico🥀 @boudinburps]

Had a long drive with my husband today and I got to pick the music and I thought the playlist “divorced dad rock: BANGERZ” was a fun and silly choice.
Played myself ‘cause I still knew the words to nearly every song. I guess after 10 years I still be surprising him (and myself)

[nico🥀 @boudinburps]

WHY DO NONE OF MY FRIENDS WANNA PARADE WITH ME IM TRYING TO HEAL MY INNER CHILD HERE DAMN

[nico🥀 @boudinburps]

Idk I’m kinda glad we’re using the word “diva” again

[nico🥀 @boudinburps]

*wrecks car*
Oh sorry the seams of my socks were bothering me

[nico🥀 @boudinburps]

Really chaps my ass

[nico🥀 @boudinburps]

Ooooooo I hate a god damn “follow for part 2” video😤

[Justin Credible @GravySauceCream]

louisianians stepping outside to check the temperature like