Aldig

I don't work at the bank. ♊️

[Aldig @boughttea]

Definitely Hunðeow's Hamafe'il.

Goblin OC, defaults to #FBRP but will write in any era.

Character info: https://t.co/rFnrtjL5pJ

Not new to the fandom or RP. In the former since 2000, in the latter since 1992.

Main is @LauteElster

@twilekprince did the art!

Feel free to RT.

[Aldig @boughttea]

What's your zodiac sign? —

Gemini. Why?

https://t.co/kie6KUaxul

[Aldig @boughttea]

Have you ever been in a long distance relationship? —
That legitimately sounds like too much hassle.
Additionally, I can apparate so distance would never be an issue.
https://t.co/qMiT08b1Wx

[Aldig @boughttea]

Sometimes it’s tempting to participate in that “Seductive Sunday” nonsense but somehow get the feeling authorities would consider it somehow improper.

[Aldig @boughttea]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? Me either, the app has to remind me. #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Aldig @boughttea]

What is something that you're looking forward to? —

I try not to do that.

It leads to disappointment, especially if humans are involved. https://t.co/PHEmhIOTbD

[﹂ℂ𝕒𝕝𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝕄𝕒𝕔ℕ𝕚𝕔𝕠𝕝 ┐ @CaneOfTheRaven]

"𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙪𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙬 𝙖𝙣' 𝙞𝙩𝙨 𝙛𝙡𝙤𝙘𝙠 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙖𝙝 𝙢𝙚."

﹂Scottish leader of the Raven's Burrow ┐
﹂FBAWTFT OC ┐
﹂Con artist? He prefers Professional Swindler, ta. ┐

[Aldig @boughttea]

What's the craziest thing you've done for somebody? —

What sort of dim lamp would answer that in public and without some kind of legal immunity?

https://t.co/Myi2GFKekl

[Aldig @boughttea]

Chains from... numbers?

[Aldig @boughttea]

Are you all right?

[Aldig @boughttea]

How would you make someone smile? —

If you 'make' someone smile, is it really a genuine smile?

https://t.co/SBBFlziqOV

[Aldig @boughttea]

Human thing, then! Ah--wait--your wife is human, yes? My assumption is yes but one never knows.

[𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝑴𝑬 𝓙𝑨𝑪𝑶𝑩! @counterfeitwand]

Not necessarily, plenty of wizards are Jewish. My wife, for one!

[Aldig @boughttea]

Oh! Largely a Muggle thing?

[𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝑴𝑬 𝓙𝑨𝑪𝑶𝑩! @counterfeitwand]

It's Rosh Hashanah, Jewish new year.

[Aldig @boughttea]

Should I ask?

[𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝑴𝑬 𝓙𝑨𝑪𝑶𝑩! @counterfeitwand]

Shana tova, or as I like to say; happy jew year!

[Aldig @boughttea]

What's your greatest strength? —

The ability to innately use wandless magic, solely for the reason that it irritates so many humans like they think it's hard or something.

https://t.co/QmZkE4ZGM4

[Aldig @boughttea]

Someone is going to need to explain "Goblincore" to me without saying something wildly offensive that'll likely earn you at least a hex.

[Aldig @boughttea]

Do you believe there are other intelligent beings out there? —

Out where?
I haven't met a great deal of them here.

https://t.co/hrk9DKDucU

[Aldig @boughttea]

Do you know any jokes? —

Yeah, a massive one!

https://t.co/9ImHsL62rl

[Aldig @boughttea]

What would motivate you to run a marathon? —

Literally nothing, I would rather die.

https://t.co/YeTwBf8GQU

[Aldig @boughttea]

I suddenly feel a bit relieved that human education systems are cut off to us because there's very wrong with a lot of you.

[𝘀𝗮𝘂𝘃𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗲 @ConqueringDread]

how did my students find out you can get high on cat piss who told them