dan boulger

[dan boulger @boulgercomedy]

Remember the good all days when cryptocurrency was just a fancy way of saying you’re a grave robber?

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@BernieDayNight @mrmikedorval From the school of Mac Jones is fine.

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@DavidLMcDonough @AndrewSleighter He was ok. I’m still really good.

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I’m about to do a show and shorts. I’ve never done that. This also marks the 1st time I’ve ever done a show in matching socks.

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@JonoZalay You used to study writing powder

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Someone just handed me a pamphlet on the dangers of texting and driving. Can’t wait to read this on the drive home.

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@DavidLMcDonough I thought that was unrelated

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86 and sunny. Perfect hockey weather!

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Al Horford is now my seventh favorite favorite Boston thing. Just ahead of The Departed and right behind The Pixies.

[dan boulger @boulgercomedy]

I’ve always loved Marcus Smart and have never complained about how much $ Al Hortford makes! #celticsvsbucks

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@JScottPatterson It’s easy just have to remember my password. Which is Rondo plus the year.

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Right before he took his proton pack to the stay puff marshmallow man Peter Venkman said “nobody steps on a church in my town. This proves that he was in fact a poor scientist.”#Ghostbusters

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All hail Jason Tatum!

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Thank God the NBA doesn’t call traveling!

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This afternoon I was going through a major existential crisis. Which is just a fancy way to say I lost my phone.

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@JScottPatterson Is that even good?

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@mrmikedorval Nixon would’ve really hated you

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@JScottPatterson @mrmikedorval Sweet

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@JScottPatterson @mrmikedorval That’s even better than I had. So far my only idea is he opens a restaurant called sandwich salad sandwich salad