Bounce the Sell

Software sales leader, former financial professional. Here for sharing laughs, talking shop, and trolling the trolls.

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@ValaAfshar I’m sure the fish love this. 😢

[David Vance @DavidVance]

Shocking video. Little black boy takes toy from little white boy who then tries to get it back. That’s kids being kids. But watch what the adult supervisors then do to the little white boy. Identify and sack them.

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@_bg37 @BeaneaterB I don’t agree. Back then they used the same ball the whole game and allegedly the scuffs made the curves drop more and the mound was significantly higher giving the pitcher way more leverage.

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@jarry @ladygaga Cool pic!

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@waronweakness Watermelon and sex

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@josefrakich Man I don’t know what I respect more, the intensity, or the fact you can do those with out injury. At this point I can only do neutral grip over head and go down about 8 inches or my shoulders hurt for a month.

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@thatdayin1992 You think this will challenge the dollar? South America countries have the worst track record with currency stabilization. This ends poorly.

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@thetradingchick Cute

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The tax cuts were unnecessary but mostly revenue neutral. The fact people actually believe this is what scares me.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

holy fucking shit, Donald Trump's tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy are responsible for a QUARTER OF OUR NATION'S ENTIRE DEBT and Republicans want to cut YOUR social security to pay for it, and that's what this debt ceiling bullshit is all about. fucking unacceptable

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@jimcramer I think you are wrong about future Azure growth (unless their costs become prohibitive / see GCP recent price increases). However you are right about head count. I work for a small software company and I have cut half my sales team and sales stayed flat. #Software

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@carlossistrunk @BradGirodo @ConnerHKnapp That is good. I’ll admit it, I think Druw had 10 though.

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@nut_history I love Pete. True ball player

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@BradGirodo @carlossistrunk @ConnerHKnapp Right! But he made the Hall due to his defense, Andruw Jones deserves the same respect.

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@ConnerHKnapp Yes. As well as Dale Murphy. 2x MVP in the 1980’s is absurd.

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@BlooperBraves Andruw and Murph not being in the @baseballhall is absolutely poop.

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@nypost I used to love Mexico back in the 1990’s. Every time I go back to, I like it less and less. At the resorts in the Yucatán specifically. I’d much rather go to Jamaica or the Virgin Islands now.

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When companies have to compete with the government for low skill workers (ie. Walmart) you see the unstoppable #inflation spiral we see now. Until people HAVE to work to make ends meet, companies will continue to have to pay more and raise prices.

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@DrAnitaBEtin It’s just a word describing extremely fat. You hate being extremely fat, not the word. It is not a slur.