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One angsty mcspicy

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This is one of the best things I've ever read.

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(Hears cheering in Erewhon)
Gen: guess they’re celebrating their wealth

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Living life on the edge is going to take a dump 10 mins before tech run

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Aftermath of ONE work trip to bkk: 1 x ankle bundled like a fruit and 1 x cold I seem to have caught from my boss

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The number of “she can dance” “she can choreograph” I’ve heard come out of their mouths makes me want to punch them

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Can someone tell my bosses that asking me to do my side hustle at no extra cost for my main hustle is WRONG

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Started my day by ALMOST sitting on someone in the mrt. Happy Monday.

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In other news I’m wfh tomorrow and I didn’t have to be hurt. But yes, I’m always hurting. My shoulder hurts my back hurts existing hurts.

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Some chick on the train is talking so loudly and aggressively about Hinge. Okay girl if you don’t want to use it don’t use it no one is forcing you to “appear in my colleagues page”

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“Should I say I got stomachache or headache to wfh tomorrow”
‘Why can’t you just say you wfh instead of hurting somewhere’
“Shush, I’m always hurt”

[ryo✰⋆｡ @shigeoreum]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SILK IS MADE FROM BOILING SILK WORMS.....????????? THIS IS A GENUINE QUESTION BTW I THOUGHT SILK WORMS MADE... SILK... AND WE COLLECTED THEM...... OR SMTHG..

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But yay I crawled back to the room in time for the next fifa match, and my partner is still snoring loudly away so I will take that as my slay for today tyvm

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Did I also mention that I’m currently at my partners place so there’s that absolute fucken fear of someone from his fam knocking on the door whilst I am pushing setans spawn out of my butt

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It was 30 mins in the toilet of one handedly clutching onto my stomach cos the other arm can’t go above 45degs, with period cramped and an asshole that feels like someone lubed it with freaking 风油.

I’ll take that client call now, thanks.

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Yknow I thought dealing w my clients was the most painful thing this year. But then today I got my second booster, my period came and my samyang ramen from god knows when decided it was time to be expelled.

[Out Of Context Football @nocontextfooty]

https://t.co/eYAnqpdaXP

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Why is it that the first thing my bf chooses to do with his new iPad is to DOWNLOAD MOBILE LEGENDS???

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How to know that age is catching up - sleep 1x wrongly and pay for it the whole of the next day :’)

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“Why they reject me I have money”

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“His name was Valerian”
‘Isn’t that the top of the class’
“That’s valedictorian - clearly you were not”

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Update 1 year later I still haven’t gotten any of these things. But I have gotten significantly more evident eyebags for work.

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Like you wanna know what’s on my wishlist? A new pair of nude heels and a new handbag for work. What is my life, really.