Monty

Part-time elf, sometime geek and full time vet.

[Monty @bouncy_elf]

David Thorp Architects Ltd on #Google https://t.co/IYBtv8yYOc

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Heard Ed Miliband (remember him?!) is head of the The International Rescue Committee. Well he does look like a Thunderbird...

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@BBCSpringwatch Watched some gorgeous swifts nesting in King's College, Cambridge! First ones of the season for me!

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Watching the trailer for Jurassic World: they anaethetised a dino. What would they use? Dexdom/torb, Xylazine/Ket. Are they more birds? Gas them down? #vetthoughts

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Awaiting 'Approach to chronic rhinitis' and sniffling along in sympathy. #ihaveacold #BSAVA18

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Confession time; I distinctly remember growing up in Brum and walking through the ICC and seeing… https://t.co/GgkM1oU1LS

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Day off. Already lost key at gym and panicked. Left purse in car and panicked. #panicfastpanichard

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When you have a tenner to last you till payday.. But then see your local independent cibema is showing Paddington 2 for £2.50... #idontneedfood

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@AldiUK I love your products but was disappointed to find you've repackaged your face creams in horrible plastic, as opposed to glass, which could be recycled. Aren't we supposed to be helping this planet?

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Catching up on Endeavour.. #ohmorseyouoldromantic #sigh

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Wow. Matthew Paris seriously not getting the point on @BBCr4today Plenty of women will hand you that shovel for the hole you're so desperately getting yourself into..

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I call your animal sweetheart or darling , not because they are one, but mostly because I've forgotten their name.. #confessionsofavet

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Putting my yoghurt and granola in a clean salsa jar: clever repurposing thinks I. Until it's not so clean and your last spoonfuls have a distinct salsa-y tang... 😞

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My spin class was taken by someone who looked very much like one of the Queens of Narnia...

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Opened the window and heard a roar! https://t.co/BZhDABTDYh

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38’ NEWPORT COUNTY LEAD TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR! What a goal! Padraig Amond has headed in at the back post and the Exiles are 1-0 up! Unbelievable!

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I am not working this weekend. Tea and biscuits and cat cuddles it is.

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What I'm having to do today as I had Friday off.. https://t.co/xyQVFCz4ee

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Word of the day: ATHGHNÓ (Irish) - the work that you have to redo because it wasn't done properly the first time

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Still very weird hearing your not very common name name a lot in a TV show and it being a plot point.. #deathinparadise

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"Thats Raichu not Rikku" #ihavegeekyfriends