Jay Gwiazda

Archival Assistant to Gertrude Robinson at the Magnus Institute || Perpetually exhausted pigeon || Any pronouns and 23 years old

[Jay Gwiazda @boundlabyrinth]

“Oh, Kleptomaniacrow, leading me somewhere I don’t know”

📙Jay Gwiazda

📙TMA OC

📙 23 years old

📙 Will contain cannon typical adult themes and violence/ horror

📙 DMs are open to plot and RP

📙 Multiship, will ship with chemistry

📙 Art is by @/sarcasticscrib

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Also no, I’m not pregnant. I just found my dad’s old cookbook

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I’d like to thank the country of Poland for pickle soup

Migraine? Pickle soup

Hangover? Pickle soup

Existential dread? P I CKL E. S OU P

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@GRobinson1945 SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY ON ICE UNTIL MID DECEMBER

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@mystsofhoneyy Congratulations! : D

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@MagnusHRDepart Fair enough

You’ll need a high calcium, low fat diet. They tend to get metabolic bone disease in captivity. Lots of fruits, veg, and lean protein. Bugs are a good option for protein. Especially snails

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A bowl of Cheez-Its, half a bottle of warm cola, and a trazodone

I call it ✨Girl Dinner✨

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Hey kids, fun fact! Vampires are definitely not like the ones in Twilight!

Also, their tongues really fucking hurt and have a anticoagulant in their saliva that prevents your blood from clotting for roughly thirty minutes, requiring you to need a blood transfusion

Fun facts!

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@mystsofhoneyy It’s alright, I’ve tripped over air. We’re all victims to physics

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And Gertrude wonders why I asked for NyQuil the last time she was in the US

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Welp. Day three of no sleep and I’m starting to see things

NyQuil don’t fail me now

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@SpiralLaughter Does anyone?

No wait. He has a husband. Wait. Are they divorced again? Fuck, I need a planner for this…

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{ *Jay tilts her head slightly, gears turning. Then, it clicks* }

“Oh! Shit, Tim? Is that you?” { *She paused* } “Or am I crazy and you just know Tim?”

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{ *Ok. Ok. That’s a good growl, right? Yeah, wolves grumble more than dogs* }

“Whatcha doing in the Archives? Did someone let you in?”

{ *She’s keeping a healthy distance. God knows she doesn’t need another hospital visit* }

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{ *PUBBY* Wait, why is there a…wolf? Sure. A wolf. Why is there a wolf in the archives? }

“Uh…hello there fella!”

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On a serious note, I’m currently debating on using Institute funds on this. Hmmm…does this count as a work expense?

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Date idea: Just you, me, and 63,000 potentially haunted books

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Date idea: Just you, me, and 63,000 potentially haunted books

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@MagInstituteFB Good luck, Lillian. Hope it works out

And good luck to the remaining administrators. I’d hate to have your job right now with all the changes going on

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I need a 72hr nap and a pack of cigarettes at this point