madeleine

I use twitter to make myself mad and be a hater (and as a diary) and I have a PhD in Wokeness

[madeleine @boundtofall_]

i don’t know why the hell i’m still on here every time i open this app it feels like i’m doing something that severely contradicts my morals

[madeleine @boundtofall_]

the constitution is woke

[madeleine @boundtofall_]

@DiscussingFilm my president and vice president

[AverageHarry 🥭 @harrynotaverage]

going to texas as a young sheldon fan is like going to japan as an anime fan

im home

[RapTV Fan ❼ @rabtvcom]

Sometimes it’s hard to get out of bed in the morning and face the day‼️😳

[madeleine @boundtofall_]

how did people use to park without a back camera

[madeleine @boundtofall_]

instagram is wild bruh

[madeleine @boundtofall_]

the most random shit pisses me off what do you mean you’re a gen z and you listen to indie rock and you’ve never heard of the 1975

[madeleine @boundtofall_]

how desperate are they LMAO

[madeleine @boundtofall_]

@titanwuzh3re no blue checkmark, just rage baiting for the love of the game

[madeleine @boundtofall_]

me: “why do i keep gaining weight”
also me: eats a 900 calorie carrot cake in one sitting

[madeleine @boundtofall_]

@pukicho i met this dude named cleto yesterday

[madeleine @boundtofall_]

@c0stco_ my cat poppy would do this when her kittens were babies and they kept fooling around when she would try to give them baths 😭

[madeleine @boundtofall_]

you really do lose followers when you hard launch on insta LMAO

[madeleine @boundtofall_]

WHAT

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Oliver Tree has reportedly died at the age of 32.

He was among 5 others that died in an air vehicle crash in Rio.

[madeleine @boundtofall_]

who is actually subscribed to mr beast

[madeleine @boundtofall_]

women in straight relationships be like “yeah he fucking hates me isn’t that so cute 🥰😘”

[madeleine @boundtofall_]

it’s like no one even cares anymore that the backrooms movie is literally biphobic 😒

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

[Zaza Waybright @Le_Unorthodox]

MrBeast getting half a billion YouTube subs and Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire on the same day feels like a global humiliation ritual.