Bounty Towels

Just a paper towel trying out twitter for the first time! Wish me luck Mom!

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I'm so absorbent when I go to the beach it instantly becomes low tide

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Fun fact bounty paper towels could be used as a cape

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I hate the ways store put me on sale like I'm cheap!

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I love to suck up to spills

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I always get nervous when I see Taco Bell bags enter the house...

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Most people store me in the kitchen but I prefer the bedroom

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When people clean using a rag instead of me I get sick to my towel stomach

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It's always thrilling to see which member of the family gets chosen out of the 6 pack

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When I'm on sale people buy me more.

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Bring me to your next party the host will thank you

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Attention: bounty towel can not clean up your messy relationship.

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🎶 break me off a piece of that #bounty towel 🎶

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The VMA's are on tonight so I know I'll be cleaning up after the parties tonight #HappySunday

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My psychologist told me to stop cleaning up other people's mess. I don't think he know what being a 'paper towel' is.

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I clean spills for a living then you throw me in your trash #blessed

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Don't have napkin? Use bountie paper towel to clean your dirty face.

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Buy the choose a size roll to use less paper on smaller spills when your kids drops his glass of soda on kitchen table

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I'm so absorbent I can soak up all you're tears when jenny breaks your heart.