Bonn

Enthusiastic about puns, animals, Taylor Swift, and feminism. Sometimes NSWF(🔞). She/her. 30s. Medium awkward. Too anxious for DMs, sry.

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(This isn't me in the photo...I was still in line when I snapped this. My arms were not long enough to reach that left wire like the person here!) And let me just say that the bridge was *way* scarier & less stable than it looks.

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One month anniversary of the scariest thing I've ever done. I grew in many ways in Switzerland 🤍

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Team China gets the gold though, so shitty angles be damned!!

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I may have been momentarily clutching my pearls when they broadcast the Chinese diving team/ their uniforms at this angle

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@mrwander_lust2 I haven't logged into this app for 5ish months. But what a pic to see on login. 🔥

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Given the chance, I know in my heart that I could be an all-time great Olympic Meddler*

*(Gossip correspondent in the Olympic Village)

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@mrwander_lust2 100%! The best thing about dating at this age (for me) is the mutual willingness to be forthright. You're not looking to stay in the same place for more than 2 years?! How cool! I admire that! ...But that's not me! Let's just exchange stories over a whiskey and call it a night 😁

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I'm pretty much checked out on the dating front. I'm set in my ways, introverted, and honestly kind of cranky. But I just went on a blind date (for some reason!) and it gave me hope? We were both pretty open & honest with what we're looking for. 1/3

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3,/3
Anyway, it was refreshing and enjoyable, which is rare for a homebody like me!! My conclusion is to play match maker more often, friends!!! It gets a bad rep in pop culture, but in practice, Ive really come to appreciate it. Help your single friends out and set them up!!

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So it was apparent pretty early that we were incompatible long term. But there's something about having someone in common that puts you on your best behavior. It was still a good time with a good person. We weren't a match but I think we both sincerely wish each other well. 2/3

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@Cataluna6 😁😁❤️❤️ TYTY

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@Cataluna6 Meanwhile, I was like... have you heard of a magical place called THE LIBRARY?! I checked it out for him and saved the day! :D

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@Cataluna6 this just came up!! A projector was rented for nephew's bday party, but the DVD (PG-13 but cleared with all parents in advance) didn't arrive in time. The only DVD his mom owned was Elf (WHICH IS A BABY MOVIE!)My nephew was distraught! They couldn't find the DVD ANYWHERE.

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If you've been waiting for a 70+ straight white man's review of the Barbie movie, you're in luck! My dad & his GF just went to see it:

"It was SO LOUD! I had to ask the theater to lower the volume THREE TIMES! Plus there were 20 MINUTES of commercials! I walked out early."

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The utter bafflement on extremely attractive people's faces when you don't fall for their "charm" is so precious

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@Imaprincesstha1 you are so wonderful. I'm so glad this person has you in their life. hope you are able to still give yourself love, care, and attention too. xx

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I've used the same first word for about 2 years straight. It's (very likely) the same first word as a big percentage of worlde nerds default to. But today, NYT decided to throw us all a bone. And I'm grateful for this small win 🥹🥳🥳

Wordle 802 1/6

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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@Imaprincesstha1 Thank you! This is what I'll tell myself next time it's haunting me at 3am. 😂😂😂

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Psychological warfare idea:
Step 1. set up a blind date between your Target & the rudest person alive.
Step 2. Let your Target replay everything they've ever said or done that could've possibly suggested they'd be a good match for that person. This will eat at them for years.

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@Imaprincesstha1 hehehe.
An old acquaintance set me up with the a very rude man (rude to me/server/just about everyone!) years ago and it still occasionally haunts me. Why did she think I'd be a good fit for him!!?? What did I do??! 😂

Not sure if she was trying to torment me...but it worked!😅

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(May or may not be based on true events) 😅😭😂