💎 ugly pecker 💎

Son of a Gravedigger (not employed by TGIFriday!!!!)

[💎 ugly pecker 💎 @bourboniite]

Wake up! It’s no-sperm o’clock

[💎 ugly pecker 💎 @bourboniite]

We ain’t just churning butter boys

[💎 ugly pecker 💎 @bourboniite]

LinkedIn bio:

Pause worthy design; play worthy drive

[💎 ugly pecker 💎 @bourboniite]

Doing God’s work at the snooty fox

[💎 ugly pecker 💎 @bourboniite]

If you can be hypnotized you can be exorcized

[💎 ugly pecker 💎 @bourboniite]

I’m not bald get me a gun

[💎 ugly pecker 💎 @bourboniite]

I’ve got estrodtrogrn bitch

[💎 ugly pecker 💎 @bourboniite]

If she too young to remember the shocking revelation that Big Man was Bridget’s baby daddy, she too young for you bro

[💎 ugly pecker 💎 @bourboniite]

There he is, good boy

[brooks sterritt @brksstrrtt]

asking the Buffalo Wild Wings waitress to turn all the TVs to Al Jazeera

[💎 ugly pecker 💎 @bourboniite]

Witch or aristocrat?

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

whip out your shlong you're the piano man

[💎 ugly pecker 💎 @bourboniite]

Sext: I’m turning these bones into soup tonight

[DAVE CURTIS @ERECTION69]

dunno quite what this twitter malarkie is all about but I hope its as engrossing as iv heard

[💎 ugly pecker 💎 @bourboniite]

I love the rodeo

[💎 ugly pecker 💎 @bourboniite]

How do hamsters know there’s water in their water bottles

[💎 ugly pecker 💎 @bourboniite]

Gonna let the dogs marinate in the naturday for a few hours this time

[💎 ugly pecker 💎 @bourboniite]

I’m giving up coal for lent. Maybe giving it up until marriage

[💎 ugly pecker 💎 @bourboniite]

5 ways to slay the aloe

[💎 ugly pecker 💎 @bourboniite]

Would you be interested in hunting monkeys with no weapons