gaydon

no money | no family | 16 | miami 🌞 (he/they)

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

They should’ve killed me back in May

[ᏕᎧᎩ ᏕúᎮᏋᏒ ᎴᏝ 🗝₊˚⊹ ♡ @gwenisonline]

shame is a prison with unlocked doors and no guards btw

[Pheezy @easylikepheezy]

Y’all be forgetting Michael is an Indianimal…. 😭 He gets GHETTO

[໊ @wynavira]

life would be sooo good without my curse

[beef heiress @rebirthcanal]

you're supposed to fuck once and then just kinda become sisters

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

I lot of yall guys b letting yall flesh embarrass yall

[‎ً @funeraleggsalad]

The veil is so thin at dollar tree I get scared

[carson @carsonstrash]

when a gay guy tries to do a goatee it's like.. okay..

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Ronald Reagan when HIV medication was introduced

[ruj @dilvexed]

why is 7x7 = 49 so fucking hot

[Euan| BLM @Euan_A_C]

Barbenheimer for guys that pee sitting down

[Rebecca Black @MsRebeccaBlack]

sold the giant prop tits from my @slayyyter collab to some dude on fb marketplace a few months ago

glad to know they’ve found a loving home <3

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

[Six @likethenumber6]

But I have never loved anyone for what they can do for me I just love them because they’re on earth and I see the sun in their eyes

[⤷ berk ˎˊ˗ @berkdde]

she knew not to mess with slayyyter

[bran @slugopolis]

women's assholes are for pooping!!! they cannot be used for sex!! unlike the male asshole which is more akin to a cloaca

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

Locked inside a bedroom at motel 6 blasting Madonna Erotica on repeat &rolling around in a Prada bodysuit at 2am

[Amarachi @imhereforgist]

everyday I wonder how my lungs look

[Negi💸 @NM5WRLD]

Me watching the blunt burn while my friend is telling a story