Bo Vance

Dad, Standup Comedian, Business Owner

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@weekley A picture of @litaford that I ripped from Metal Edge magazine helped me through puberty

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@rockthecountry_ needs a great southern comedian like @BoVanceComedy

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@ChoiceHotels I will really have to rethink trusting you with accommodations after the stay I had last night. Disgusting, dangerous and expensive.

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@dustyslay Christians don’t announce when they are helping. They don’t do it for clout. They do it because it’s right.

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@nypost Nick Castellanos with a drive to deep left field….

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@marcmaron is great in #Stick Extremely likable character. Check it out

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@SUBWAY not being able to add lettuce to the footlong Doritos nachos is lame.

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@fluffyguy hit me up if you need a great opener in Charleston,WV! I’m sure I will be there regardless but I fit better on a stage than in a seat

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@therookie @hulu how about not spoiling episodes with the cover photo

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@weekley @Spotify When I was in school every dance started with Montell Jordans “This is how we do it” and ended with Boyz II Men’s “End of the Road”. Everything in between was pointless.

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@weekley I will always do a bracket. I’m even rooting for UNC just to see the chaos it would cause

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@SnapFitnessWV why is it that I can get a membership online but have to come in to cancel? I can’t get there when it’s staffed

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@weekley Bill Lambeer and John McEnroe were the ultimate heels

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@weekley Bruce Jenner had some sweet sideburns back in the day. What ever happened to that guy?

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@ZacIsNotFunny better be in the Toxic Avenger remake

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@safelite So a windshield cracking from the edge a week after installation isn’t covered by warranty? What exactly does the warranty cover?

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My daughter had a windshield replaced at @safelite . A few weeks later it cracks from the base of the glass. Tech comes out and says it’s been hit by something. Nope. This is a warranty issue. Bad business. Avoid.

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@weekley In Hurricane we have a local legend named “Junebug”. He may not be famous outside Hurricane but he’s a celebrity to everyone in town

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In honor of his legacy, President Carter’s funeral procession will be a mile long and line up at a gas station

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@stavvybaby should star in a remake of “Savannah Smiles” with Ari Shaffir