Lavernius Tucker

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Bow chicka bow wow!

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I'll give you ten bucks to tear off Grif's arm.

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(Tissues and vaseline are seen in the background behind Tucker)

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We're gonna teach the Alien how to speak English.

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Whoopdie fuckin' doo.

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The jeep followed me back in time!

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You're ugly and nobody likes you.

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I think there are a few of his NON-artificial slots that are empty too.

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This is your girlfriend I take it?

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Lopez! That was fucking awesome! Where'd you get that body?

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Die in a fire.

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I'll go get the Spanish dictionary.

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Ladies, please, I can't land 'til all 400 of you make room. It's going to be a pretty tight fit.

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Caboose?! Christ, I thought you were in that thing. Wait, who is in that thing?

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Come on, it's not that bad. I mean, if we were back in Blood Gulch, we'd be doing the exact same shit, you know.

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Yeah, that's sounds like-

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Man, my head should only hurt this much if I had more fun the night before.

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Your sister was my bitch if I remember correctly.

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Shut the fuck up Palomo.

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I don't know how to be a dad. This isn't the way I planned it.

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So, me and Junior have to go around sometimes and help... negotiate stuff. You know. Smooth talk.