Me: when I come home I need to practice physical exams on you to practice for my lab exam.
Jared: only if you wear scrubs and make it seem real.
What. The. Heck. Someone please tell me why he’s like this
I lie to myself every single day. I’m out here saying I’m gonna go on a run when I know I’m just gonna eat ice cream and have anxiety attacks lol yay for didactic year
Today I was suppose to enjoy a wedding and then a house warming celebration but instead I was having anxiety attacks thanks to blackboard continuously blowing up my phone
On my way home from work I realized people in Erie don’t know how to operate a 4 way stop when traffic lights are out and watched a cop chase down, tackle, and arrest a guy in the middle of said intersection