elizabeth bowers

knows a thing or two about writing. and making you smile.

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@NYMag only has ~400,000 followers, and @KimKardashian has 18 million. Y'all think about what you've done.

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That's my kin... http://t.co/zcETnj6rbT

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Now seconded. RT @dithy0101: This Andrew Bird album, I Want to See Pulaski at Night, might get me through the rest of 2013.

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Important question posed in @VanityFair on the #art world of late: "is a baker still a baker if he gets someone else to bake his bread?"

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Coined the phrase "cocktail block" last night. Cc: @shuggins1229

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Cardamom iced tea just changed my life.

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@GQBound Lemme borrow that!

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@dithy0101 My first thought, too, was that it was reminiscent of a ping pong show.

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6 p.m to 9 p.m. should go with that last tweet.

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Check out @kirstenstudio's opening tonight @AtelierGallery! http://t.co/bf1UkSxCY5 @readCHARLIE

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@dithy0101 @GQBound @amycarter To keep with theme: http://t.co/RwLPFz0BQY

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@moxie_marmalade My response to, "You're going to hell," is always, "At least I'll be amongst friends!"

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@absalom I'd read your biography.

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You'd think *at least* Nelson Mandela would be above asshole internet jokes. You'd think!

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My sister and I have never fought while wearing sumo wrestler costumes. I feel like I'm missing out.

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"Because brunch without booze is just a sad, late breakfast." @readCHARLIE yearbook party!

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Netflix is going to be errybody's Valentine next year. #houseofcards http://t.co/afvdofJp55

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@_MondayMusic Next year? #fingerscrossed Are you?

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All the @SCOPEArtShow previews from #artbasel are making me want to drive overnight to Miami.

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Here I am, waiting on @sharisknight at an Indian restaurant. #naturally