H Anderson

[H Anderson @bowlerhatgal]

@JChurchRadio re:iPhone Same happened tonight, first time ever. Talked w/husband about making dinner reservations. Opened maps to get the address/phone # - the restaurant was suggested in search area. DID NOT DO A THING and there it was. 😳

[Robert Downey Jr @RobertDowneyJr]

When @ChrisEvans abuses the group text...

[The Mary Sue @TheMarySue]

Followers, please help awesome cosplayer Dany Ashby fund her transition! She needs your help to reclaim her life: https://t.co/sRJ2HVTNlQ

[WHY MY CAT IS SAD @MYSADCAT]

My cat is sad because he is not the droid they're looking for.

[Dustin Pari @dustinpari]

If you're struggling, remember that the Lifeline is there for you. Call anytime 1-800-273-TALK (8255)... https://t.co/J8akvxfe3q

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

Meditation is just a fancy word for napping.

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

I know what I will say when someone finally visits me

I will say something stupid

They will get mad and leave.

And I will be alone again.

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

A spaceship stopped by today.

It was called the USS Enterprise.

I told those guys to beat it.

Even I'm not THAT lonely.

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

Kylo Ren will never face me

I know his weaknesses

Like that Care Bear night light he used until he was 12

He cried when Han threw it away

[WHY MY CAT IS SAD @MYSADCAT]

My cat is sad because a friend hurt him recently & now thinks he can walk back into his life as if nothing happened.

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

just to clarify: it is not a blankie
it is an heirloom piece of darth vader's cape and i don't technically NEED it to fall asleep

[WHY MY CAT IS SAD @MYSADCAT]

My cat is sad because he has suddenly remembered a conversation from 2006, during which he mispronounced a word.

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

ugh parsecs are units of distance DAD

[H Anderson @bowlerhatgal]

@HamillHimself So happy to be able to tell it's real! (Besides my husband watching you sign it)

[H Anderson @bowlerhatgal]

Just found pic of son as Luke. Great sig by @HamillHimself!

[WHY MY CAT IS SAD @MYSADCAT]

My cat is sad because he has never been kissed with a passion that feels like wild fire tumbling out into the night.

[Derek Deis @DerekKXLY]

#WrinklesTheClown: internet sensation for scaring the pants off people. That accent, tho. https://t.co/59NTYAeXQ5

[WHY MY CAT IS SAD @MYSADCAT]

My cat is sad because he can check out any time he likes but he can never leave.

[H Anderson @bowlerhatgal]

#inkmatt

[H Anderson @bowlerhatgal]

Sigh... #inkkruseman