bowltroll69

A curation of notable responses to the incessant onslaught of campaign solicitations. (NOTE: NOT IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER/CONTENT MAY BE EDITED FOR SPACE)

[bowltroll69 @bowltroll69]

Ok, first; Im not your friend.Second: Im not meddling in Mississippi politics. Third, having to repeatedly type your states name tends to prematurely wear out the I and S keys. (I own stock in the company that makes those replacement keys). Stay in your lane braugh. #bowltroll69

[bowltroll69 @bowltroll69]

How can we control the spread if we don’t know who has it? Test us all #testusall

[bowltroll69 @bowltroll69]

@realDonaldTrump @Mike_Pence If 55% of Chinese virus carriers are asymptomatic then why are we not testing every person?

[bowltroll69 @bowltroll69]

#Bernie2020 #JoeBiden2020 #ElizabethWarren

[bowltroll69 @bowltroll69]

That a woman of color running for the democratic presidential nomination could be completely ignored by the same establishment democrats complaining about the lack of diversity is something I find no less than stunning.

[bowltroll69 @bowltroll69]

That a woman of color running for the democratic presidential nomination could be completely ignored by the same establishment democrats complaining about the lack of diversity is something I find no less than stunning.

[bowltroll69 @bowltroll69]

Jim, thats too much information. I really dont care. My family doesnt care. My gardener doesnt care.
Maybe you should find someone who cares.

Thanks! #bowltroll69

[bowltroll69 @bowltroll69]

Kamala, for your email to be considered “short” you need to make it shorter.
Make it two or three words. Something like “Im done” or “Im giving up”.

Im not giving you any money. #bowltroll69

[bowltroll69 @bowltroll69]

Im not joining.
Im not concerned with Montana.
Isnt your state joining Canada soon?#bowltroll69

[bowltroll69 @bowltroll69]

Kamala,
You should probably consider going home.

Im not giving you any money.#bowltroll69

[bowltroll69 @bowltroll69]

Jim,
Dont care.
Ever.
I wont give you any money.
I dont live in your state.
Good luck. #bowltroll69

[bowltroll69 @bowltroll69]

Wow. So its down to $9,000? Thats pretty pathetic. The problem is that since I make my money off this “corrupt system” it would violate your ethos to accept any that I give.

Best of luck to you. #bowltroll69

[bowltroll69 @bowltroll69]

My sense is that if Trump was really the disaster for Montana that you claim he is you would have no trouble securing donations. Do some soul searching… #bowltroll69

[bowltroll69 @bowltroll69]

I am so not interested in your campaign. I never signed up for your feed and I do not live in Mississippi. #bowltroll69

[bowltroll69 @bowltroll69]

Ms Harris,
There is really nothing to explain. There is a reason you are struggling with donations. Maybe its time to face facts and do some soul searching.

Im not giving you any money. #bowltroll69

[bowltroll69 @bowltroll69]

Theres a lot of strong competition. When are you planning to bow out?

Im not giving you any money. #bowltroll69

[bowltroll69 @bowltroll69]

“Standing for the environment” tends to kill jobs. Why are you trying to ruin peoples lives? #bowltroll69

[bowltroll69 @bowltroll69]

Im not signing anything. Is your organization so unpopular in Montana that you have to scavange for donations in other states?

Has Canada made a bid for your state yet? Thought not. #bowltroll69

[bowltroll69 @bowltroll69]

T.M.I.: your life is not my concern.

Im not giving you any money.
#bowltroll69

[bowltroll69 @bowltroll69]

Word on the street is talk of giving Montana to Canada. Sounds good to me. #bowltroll69

[bowltroll69 @bowltroll69]

You dont need any support from Los Angeles because Los Angeles is not a city in Montana.

Stay in your own lane! #bowltroll69