Maximus “Drunk Cig” McCulley

Former college dirtbag, turned regular dirtbag, Cider aficionado, Yearner

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Post double pocket dox

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Recent nerd dox

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Realizing my absolute need to have a dab pen in my life

[Maximus “Drunk Cig” McCulley @bowmagn1]

Got absolutely plastered at my wife’s birthday dinner with her mom feeling great love wizard cocktails

[Maximus “Drunk Cig” McCulley @bowmagn1]

Concert time! Time to get belligerent

[Maximus “Drunk Cig” McCulley @bowmagn1]

Beat my own PR for eating two lunchables in the Walmart parking lot

[Maximus “Drunk Cig” McCulley @bowmagn1]

mmmmmmmm baseball beer

[Maximus “Drunk Cig” McCulley @bowmagn1]

Need a dab pen back in my life so I can get harmlessly fried at work

[Maximus “Drunk Cig” McCulley @bowmagn1]

Caring about your health as an adult is filling the bong with filtered water

[Maximus “Drunk Cig” McCulley @bowmagn1]

Day off rot

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Crossed at the local sports bar feeling great

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Moes is unexpectedly closed tonight so I had to go to a secondary location

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It’s made for him

[Maximus “Drunk Cig” McCulley @bowmagn1]

Last evening made me decide that the absolute perfect number of beers is 3

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Your local pizza man is terribly hungover at work today

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I can’t wait to go home to my lady covered in baseball game sweat

[Maximus “Drunk Cig” McCulley @bowmagn1]

Beers at the ballpark could never be better

[Maximus “Drunk Cig” McCulley @bowmagn1]

I love being able to spot fellow burners in the Riverdogs crowd

[Maximus “Drunk Cig” McCulley @bowmagn1]

Time to kick the rust off of the burner so I can drink at baseball and everyone has to hear about it