coquette

for the pen and the gun

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they should castrate all men

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they should use magnets to sync all the periods and then map the months accordingly because I don't wanna play the guessing game of aaj kaun message karega

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as a rabid equalist, i have to post something for my femcel audience too

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@anyataylorgoy umm, hopefully before 7 (am)

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jab mujhe pata chala ki mere dost ke papa uske papa nhi the toh mujhe pata chala woh in-walid hai

[coquette @bowtiedhaari]

@anyataylorgoy very potent, corona ka ghee khatam

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galti toh dora ke maa baap ki thi joh woh usse akele bahar bhej dete the

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they should use magnets to sync all the periods and then map the months accordingly because I don't wanna play the guessing game of aaj kaun message karega

[coquette @bowtiedhaari]

okay now i understand why mummy says baasa khana mat khaya kar

[۟ @hope2bleed]

being an understanding woman has gotten me places i wouldn’t go with a gun

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my pillows are flatter than my ass

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agar bhoot nhi hote toh raat ko saara cake kaun kha jaata hai?

#10thingssciencecantanswer

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burger talke joh main dekhu tujhe

[Tyler Xiao @tylerxdev]

P = NP + AI

[coquette @bowtiedhaari]

jiss ghar mein lauki wauki banti hai uske choole ke neeche qabr nhi hogi toh kya hogi

[alco ⊣ ꙮ @qualiascript]

it would be so funny if AI proves P = NP and it's a practical algorithm, so everyone replaces bespoke AI integrations for solving complex problems with the generic P = NP implementation, and this pops the AI bubble

[coquette @bowtiedhaari]

being around healthy people doesn't make you healthy, it makes them sick

[selfpaglu. @maramarvellous_]

mfs with attachment issues when left on read for 12 seconds

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aik walda toh maine bhi kiya tha

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@lesbiyawnz these are the kinds of people who make the deal with the devil

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khala is thala wife