M J Winch

used to kick a ball around. don’t like the modern game. massive darts punter - and crypto gimp. local Posty. Do what i want when I want. Last acc hacked at 800k

[M J Winch @bowzinho88]

So I walked into a Ladbrokes and placed various bets on machines in January on the Burnley vs Watford game. Game was postponed so I went to collect my void stakes and they withheld my money 4 7 weeks trying to wind me up 😭.

[@thecoldend @thecoldend]

I've watched footy for 35 years and never heard of this 'not intentional touch' rule for offside. It maybe me being ill informed? It's a goal in my book? #UEFAChampionsLeagueFINAL

[WAYNE MARDLE @Wayne501Mardle]

The highlight of the football so far…Katy Perry’s new Just Eat advert, bloody fantastic! And I thought she peaked at Feels.

[M J Winch @bowzinho88]

Football is absolutely shit now..

[M J Winch @bowzinho88]

Trina gulliver makes me sick

[M J Winch @bowzinho88]

Staying above an anfield bar = pure hell 😂😂

[M J Winch @bowzinho88]

@RealRomfordPele @lockingparkfc Someone have a word with second from left will they !!!!!!!!

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

This gotta be one of the best fight videos 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I stay in hotels in and around London for work. When getting a pint after a day's graft, I have one rule: if the pint was over £6 I am stealing the glass for my bar at home. If you're robbing me, then I'm robbing you back.

[M J Winch @bowzinho88]

@thewelchwiz 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[M J Winch @bowzinho88]

Been in turkey 2 weeks nearly - so far - been in hospital with a double hernia - had a tattoo nearly get infected. Turkey decided to start another war on Kurdistan, and been having it large to every taxi driver I’ve got into (they don’t know I can talk Turkish) 😂😂. Standard

[M J Winch @bowzinho88]

@TheRikoDan 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[M J Winch @bowzinho88]

@myagraham Go on girl 👏🏼

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Never let a Government tell you that it's their money to give out.

It's not - they're taking vast amounts with one hand and returning back crumbs in another.

[Humble Flow @HumbleFlow]

Your calm mind is the ultimate weapon against your challenges.

[Humble Flow @HumbleFlow]

"If you are anxious, open this"

[Curtis Woodhouse BEM @curtiswoodhous8]

This is the tweet. Shame on you Boris

[M J Winch @bowzinho88]

@thecoldend @SeniorsDarts @itsocheagain @Fattorini_Ltd @jenningsbetinfo @TargetDarts @lpdetecting @mmhplc Bt sport / Eurosport

[Golden State Warriors @warriors]

Steve Kerr on today's tragic shooting in Uvalde, Texas.

[M J Winch @bowzinho88]

Another 🦎 fuck you all

[Bill Gates @BillGates]

The brilliant team behind the Oceanbird is reducing carbon emissions in the sailing industry by up to 90% using clean wind power technology.