Billy “Box Bruiser” Brazeau

There/Was | Oil Driller | Zyn Historian | Gown batting avg .667 | 70’s hippie girl lover | Bush Whacker | Pro Pride | Conservative | Munch #BringBackTheBush2026

[Billy “Box Bruiser” Brazeau @boxbruiser]

Coach said get more shots up #curry

[Billy “Box Bruiser” Brazeau @boxbruiser]

Chicks when they realize you have a trust fund

[Delux @001Delux]

Bitches be stashing their belly in their pants like it’s a glock 19

[Billy “Box Bruiser” Brazeau @boxbruiser]

“Why do you like her so much?”

Ummm maybe because she looks exactly like my ex tf

[Billy “Box Bruiser” Brazeau @boxbruiser]

Making a girl squirt is the most disgusting but proudest moment of a man’s life

[Billy “Box Bruiser” Brazeau @boxbruiser]

Ain’t nothing worse than getting posted on slide 13 on your girls instagram dump

[Billy “Box Bruiser” Brazeau @boxbruiser]

Seeing a girl over 30 without a wedding ring is equivalent to pulling a gold scar in 2018. #freekill

[Billy “Box Bruiser” Brazeau @boxbruiser]

Found my old man’s playboy magazine. I gotta rub one out to it right? #throwbackthusday

[Billy “Box Bruiser” Brazeau @boxbruiser]

Why is every girl i know who had sex at 13 lesbian now

[Billy “Box Bruiser” Brazeau @boxbruiser]

Chicks really turn 20 and then it’s all downhill from there

[Billy “Box Bruiser” Brazeau @boxbruiser]

There is nothing better than banging a girl you used to jerk off to.

[Billy “Box Bruiser” Brazeau @boxbruiser]

Eating a girl out on the first date is like changing your subway order. Risky play

[Billy “Box Bruiser” Brazeau @boxbruiser]

Finding out the girl that did me dirty dog died made my fucking day

[Robert “Bobby Mo” Morris @bobbymo24]

We fr used to shake some girls dads hands after finger blasting their daughters for 2 hours while watching stranger things on their basement couch 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[Derek “Dirk” Daskal @tripledddask]

@joeroyercumsoc1 Freshman girls are better than almost everything

[Billy “Box Bruiser” Brazeau @boxbruiser]

Dudes who hyphen their last names with a chick are so gay #swiftwedding

[Billy “Box Bruiser” Brazeau @boxbruiser]

Belly-to-belly missionary is so romantic

[Billy “Box Bruiser” Brazeau @boxbruiser]

Hearing Kid Rock is acquiring 3 Mexican midget escorts in exchange for a flesh light and a make America great again banner #freeagency

[Billy “Box Bruiser” Brazeau @boxbruiser]

Epstein island has tendered an offer sheet to acquire the rizzler.

[Billy “Box Bruiser” Brazeau @boxbruiser]

Grown dudes say their straight and then buy Blue Razz geek bars #pridemonth