Bethany

I need a place for my inappropriate thoughts.

[Bethany @boxcolorredhead]

I got rusty on my date screening. #neveragain

[Bethany @boxcolorredhead]

I accidentally went on a date w/ a republican tonight. He tried to explain to me how blacks were "more privileged" than him.

[Bethany @boxcolorredhead]

Granny taught me to “kill them with kindness”, but I soon realized kindness never rendered them dead.

[Bethany @boxcolorredhead]

I'm back.

[Bethany @boxcolorredhead]

When you register for your last semester of grad school... #nowords #pinchme

[CreativeMornings Nashville @Nashville_CM]

Instead of trying to be like everyone else, embrace your weirdness. Believe that anything is possible. Wonder will reawakened in all of us.

[Bethany @boxcolorredhead]

You know you've reached adulthood when you have to start wearing a mouth guard at night.

[Los Feliz Daycare @LosFelizDaycare]

"All Lives Matter" is code 4 "I'm tragically racist and ignorant and u should unfriend/unfollow/sign me up for every newsletter immediately"

[Drake Baer @drake_baer]

ZING: "The myth of millennial entitlement was created to hide their parents’ mistakes"

[Dr. Jill Stein🌻 @DrJillStein]

Retweet if you embraced Bernie's call for revolution & are appalled at the idea of voting for Wall Street funded, war mongering Hillary.

[Adam Grant @AdamMGrant]

After the #StanfordVictim trial, there seems to be some confusion about what causes rape. This is the real cause.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

You still have time to run to your voting location before polls close. Get out and vote! #PrimaryDay

[Jon Acuff @JonAcuff]

You say "crisis," I say "friend filter." Nothing sorts relationships like a bump in the road. Celebrate who stayed. Forgive who didn't.

[Bernie Thoughts @berniethoughts]

DOGS CAN SMELL ON US OUR EXISTENTIAL CONFUSION AND SO OFFER UP THEIR HEADS FOR US TO PAT

[Bethany @boxcolorredhead]

@aLISHaKustka "bride" ha 😉 something is on your mind! ☺️

[Bethany @boxcolorredhead]

@zumaboom I can't wait to move to Seattle.

[Bethany @boxcolorredhead]

Don't call me sweetie.

[Bethany @boxcolorredhead]

.@BillHaslam veto 1840. Counselors that want to choose their clients based upon "closely held principles" should not be licensed by state!