god's sleepiest soldier

I'm a filmmaker and clown. Sometimes I post drawings. ||| disappointing everyone since 1989 ||| ENG + 日本語

[god's sleepiest soldier @boxod]

Popping in to say that I am on the other app with the same username. I've been on this site since 2009 and it's a bummer to see it go to 💩 but such is the nature of webbed sites.

[god's sleepiest soldier @boxod]

@heytherejeffro It was such a perfect, well-executed slap. A work of art.

[god's sleepiest soldier @boxod]

@amonns Whoa congrats!! That's fantastic!! Remember when we were teenagers and it was just a webcomic? :')

[god's sleepiest soldier @boxod]

@artetak

[greer @greerdraws]

hey hey its knishmas

[god's sleepiest soldier @boxod]

This happened to me before so....yes.

[Joe @joe_espy]

When y’all slow down because the police got somebody pulled over already, do you yall think they goin leave the person they got pulled over to come pull you over??????????????

[meru 🍋🍋🍋 @merurumeow]

I hate the content creator label with a passion, it feel so soulless,,,remember when we were artists, writers, editors, designers??? I miss that

[Andrew Bowser @andrewbowser]

Out now!!! So many special features and goodies!!!

[judas? 🍂 @cigarettesenate]

I HATE IT SO MUCH and in Every context no matter how serious like . how are u posting like "rt to b00st this fundr@is3r to support v!ct!ms of g3n0c!d3 in g4z4" and not realise you're living in a dystopian hellscape of rampant censorship

[god's sleepiest soldier @boxod]

I'm not 🫠

[mar 🫶🏼 @itsmariannnna]

hey quick question how are people affording life these days

[god's sleepiest soldier @boxod]

Bear in mind I was in COLLEGE from age 17 to 22 (because they forced me to go to a specific school) and they just expected my ass to start a new job, work for 2 months and then dip. Every summer.

[god's sleepiest soldier @boxod]

Randomly reminded of a time when I was about 18 and couldn't find a job but my parents were so desperate to force me to get one that my dad took me to a staffing agency. They asked if I could do clerical work and I said "what's that?" 🥴 Needless to say they could not help me.

[jess @candlelimbsx]

Traditional art is honestly one of the most accessible hobbies there is. You can buy a pencil for $1. You can mix a full rainbow with 4 tubes of paint. There are tons of free forums or lessons you can find. You are just lazy and don't actually want to put the effort in to improve

[god's sleepiest soldier @boxod]

Some of us were nerfed with IBS because we would be too powerful, too successful if we didn't have to take 20 minute bathroom breaks at least once a day.

[god's sleepiest soldier @boxod]

ADs learn how other departments work challenge (impossible)

[god's sleepiest soldier @boxod]

I lost my Medicaid coverage and now it's my monthly time to seethe and rage because I turned down the only interview I got for a full-time job to work on a film project that royally fucked me over and may or may not have contributed to my current health conditions!

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

“you need to sign for your ADHD medication because it’s extremely addictive,” says my pharmacist before handing over a prescription I need to set at least six phone alarms to remember to take

[god's sleepiest soldier @boxod]

I'm surprised she isn't constantly harassed by the landlord to force her to move out like other people I know that have lived in rent controlled Manhattan apartments.

[Maxwell Meyer @mualphaxi]

This story is 200-proof New York Times, the purest distilled form.

Summary: a teacher quits to be a TikTok influencer because she inherited a 1200 sqft. rent-controlled apartment on the Upper West Side that rents for...

$1300

The quotes here are gold. Straight into my veins