marc 🎭

he/him. 6 feet under ❌🎭 DO NOT SEND LOBSTER INQUIRIES! I AM BLOCKING ALL PIT CHALLENGES 🦞

[marc 🎭 @boxpuncher69]

AITA if i (27m) call an exorcist to expel the restless vengeful soul of my apartment's long-dead previous tenant (??f) because she won't stop watching me masturbate?

[__ @slumpt01]

My dad used to intentionally take the family to restaurants that didn’t serve miller lite and after asking for one and being told they didn’t have them he’d sigh and fake-begrudgingly ask for a full cup of vodka instead

[marc 🎭 @boxpuncher69]

I'm three inches taller than you

[Alex @SobriiEstote]

@boxpuncher69 @YeaBoi1319690 @masochistmartyr @laurie_guilbeau Take a long walk off a short pier

[marc 🎭 @boxpuncher69]

Let's not conflate fully realized babies with zygotes who do not yet have brains capable of conscious thought and have never known a world to miss. Sperm are living human DNA, too, (arguably 1/2 of a baby) but I don't see you scraping them out of your hair to save in a petri dish

[marc 🎭 @boxpuncher69]

@YeaBoi1319690 @laurie_guilbeau And what would a zygote without a functioning brain prefer? Probably nothing, seeing as they aren't conscious, or even people, really.

[marc 🎭 @boxpuncher69]

@YeaBoi1319690 @masochistmartyr @laurie_guilbeau You're seriously asking me this under a post about two children who are stuck in the foster system? Get real.

[Antn @antnnnn_0]

they putting shit in government weed that makes you wanna fuck dudes

[marc 🎭 @boxpuncher69]

@masochistmartyr @laurie_guilbeau Why

[marc 🎭 @boxpuncher69]

Just found out about this supposed "A spot" in the clitoral matrix, like another G spot. Maybe if women wanted to cum more they wouldn't fucking hide all of their spots. I'm not going all the way up there

[marc 🎭 @boxpuncher69]

Personally I don't think the pot should have been saying that to the kettle even if it WEREN'T hypocritical. You can call me woke for that, I don't care. It's just my opinion 🤷‍♂️

[d4rkr34p3r666 @reimufan099]

It’s probably fucking awesome to be a retarded soulless NPC with abysmal dogshit taste because 90% of everything in the world bends over backwards to cater to you

[marc 🎭 @boxpuncher69]

@benedictsred I don't see how turning it into wine would help me not to masturbate. I masturbate so much off wine that even just seeing it used to get me going. Sometimes I'll drink too much and throw up and the smell of the wine will get me hard again

[Zilu @girlspope]

The more I live the more I realise I am someone meant to commit suicide 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[im perfe tly clam actually!!so nowjust drop it now @suicidepussy]

is why I dont watch sports! tune in thinking im just gonna have a beer, catch an inning, next thing you know my dicks drooling like a sideshow geek as i pepper some fags tummy cock and nuts with wet little kisses & blow on their asshole to make it wink at me.what was the question

[abcdent @abcdentminded]

fr tho why is it in the company of the fairer sex that your consociates venture to enounce the most indomite shit 😭 like bro stay thy tongue

[: @sn0oozey]

Sometimes I’ll be having such a good time I forget I’m supposed to be suffering at all times. Because I’m a bad person.

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

An animal abuser, a pedophile, and a serial killer walk into a bar. The bartender says “What the fuck? You guys need to leave right now.”

[marc 🎭 @boxpuncher69]

@witchwounds @fawnncel Yeah, it's a classic given how many times it's been stolen

[Big Red @BigRedBarOwner]

Dogs ain’t allowed in the bar unless they can throw ass 🤣