mr. jackpots

hi yup

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we gettin twee up in this bih

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@BlazersLead CJ Elleby

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@TrillBroDude Portland: ends his career with the blazers, buys into the ownership group post retirement, convinces the league to move the team to Vegas

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@BiasedSlightly yeah, a demonic one

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@BlazersLead Joe Cronin, please do some miracles on me with this one

[Blazer Banter @blazerbanter]

Someone gotta get Ja an OREGUNIAN window decal

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okay @BenStiller the knicks won, now get back to damn severance

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON.

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i love basketball 😊

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@BlazersLead @HeatLead #needdat

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@emmitonair Easy, CJ Elleby

[Rose City Blazin’🔥 @ripcity_remixer]

You just made a million more Casey Holdahls

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@NBABabySecret #yup #needdat

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@BBC00LEY 👁️

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i’m over here getting whacky off the laab

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@CoachLewGrizz let’s get it trending y’all, pay attention to the REAL playoffs #TheMemphisGrizzliesMadeThePlayoffs

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@CoachLewGrizz Heard there might be a head coaching job in Vegas 👀👀👀 feeling LUCKY coach lew??

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@CoachLewGrizz Yeah, put a damn bird on it!!!!!!

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@Fullcourtpass @TheSteinLine another cronin miracle loading