satyam

keep conversation sarcastic and metaphorical☕

[satyam @boy_nextdoor911]

Delhi ka pani aur mera shampoo baal dhulte time ek dusre ke saath Uno reverse krte rhte

[satyam @boy_nextdoor911]

@zeptocares Still no response

[satyam @boy_nextdoor911]

Are you lot at @ZeptoNow completely insane or consuming substances coz what on planet earth did you not guys understand with your issues it's that plain and simple you dum-dums better close up the shop now if can't handle a generic issue

[satyam @boy_nextdoor911]

@zeptocares Better be a quick response and check with your executives there.. hired a bunch of casuals

[satyam @boy_nextdoor911]

@StretfordEndT_ Yeah the only thing on fire next summer is the club

[satyam @boy_nextdoor911]

I mean i understand this whole japan's culture and how people r so rule obeying and modest but with all due respect they just sound the most pick me fans.. you 4-0'd a team chill out

[satyam @boy_nextdoor911]

@Swiggy @BurgerKing one of the worst experience and that is putting it politely didn't assign any delivery partner not help provided from tech support or anyone. @Swiggy just shut your offices if you can't handle traffic on your website

[satyam @boy_nextdoor911]

@sensibleyaps Flirted,got even shorter.. I've brain damage now

[satyam @boy_nextdoor911]

@prinkalmishraa Breaking up

[Prathama Shetty @yourmomprath]

it doesn’t feel bad when NZ wins :)

[satyam @boy_nextdoor911]

@NefflynBe Manchester United

[satyam @boy_nextdoor911]

@sanskari_SM0 Tk who Amorim is?

[satyam @boy_nextdoor911]

@sanskari_SM0 Ruben Amorim?

[satyam @boy_nextdoor911]

@1Jasmine0 Ohkay but why use a pep guardiola and kimmich ghibli

[satyam @boy_nextdoor911]

@lauvaarii File a lawsuit for being emotionally incapable and mentally challenged and not disclosing it at the time you were dating and with the the money that you get from it you could pay up the coffee bill when I ask you out.

[satyam @boy_nextdoor911]

@noguitarockstar Ab tohre aas paas aa rhi baraat

[satyam @boy_nextdoor911]

The "dog" that there's in everybody maybe mine's chihuahua

[satyam @boy_nextdoor911]

@shutupari_ That baddie

[satyam @boy_nextdoor911]

@itxx_HiBa26 More like after what ciggerates?