Francis Brandy

Rushmore Alum, A&C Creative Consultant, 6x Regional Pinewood Derby Champ, Mid-Am Enthusiast, Funguy

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Is this heaven? No, it’s Iowa @IrishCarBombed

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@IrishCarBombed 11 for a log in Ames #IowaNice

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Imagine how hydrated we’d be if cars were powered by urine instead of gasoline

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Wet beef from ‘tillos gotta be top one messes to manage behind the wheel. Making nature valley oats n honey in bed look like a walk in the park #MultitaskMerchant

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@GartrellJacobs @BartJarvisBC @BarryMatthew337 Oh, to be young again #Tokepa

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@BartJarvisBC Reparations are earned, not given #ThisAintCharity

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Do I wish black people a happy Juneteenth the way I wish veterans a happy Veteran’s Day? #ThankYouForYourService

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Cubs outfield looking a lot like Iowa State’s right fielder at regionals right about now #E9

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If you enjoy real music, the #TuesdayTune of the day is a heavy favorite for the 2025 Song of the Summer: “Football Is Wife (I Want To Marry A Football)” by Casey Rocket. So darn catchy! #GateGiving #WhiteBoySummer

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@BartJarvisBC Sweep the leg

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@BarryMatthew337 1865 called, they want their reference back.

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With everything the libs have canceled, I’m kind of surprised The Masters remains untouched #ATraditionLikeNoOther

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She wants a knight in shining armor but I’m just a guy in a foil hat

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If CSU loses I am burning my Chase Brickey merch

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@Waltjawn Generational wealth right here.

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@RalphCox1980 looks a lot more like 7/8 to me… #Accountability

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@BarstoolISU especially around the holidays

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Can’t wait to have a few too many and spew conspiracies tonight

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We really went from box tops to zyn rewards

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The average BMI here is just way too high for me to enjoy my night #HungryHungryHippos