Han

You know me. Avid Nintendo Switch-er. Views my own. This is my fun twitter - for professional stuff @MTollworthy

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@Helen6Chicken @tes @NASUWT You can still vote to make the ballot count.

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@furlong_kate @Team_English1 You absolute legend! Thanks

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As a public sector worker, where's the triple lock on my salary?

[Han @boybandsrock]

Can't stop thinking about adults who dress up in really good costumes to go trick or treating with their kids. I might suggest counselling this year.

[Han @boybandsrock]

@stuheritage Voice notes come with an automatic layer of arrogance

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@fesshole @_DHOTYA

[Mat Osman @matosman]

The plaques left on nuclear waste sites have to use non-technical language in case meanings are forgotten. Making them absolutely terrifying

[Han @boybandsrock]

I want to watch a banging musical movie with @Harry_Styles as a bad rogue and @ZacEfron as his conflicted antagonist. Could someone pls write this.

[Han @boybandsrock]

@DuncanWeldon Same in teaching

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@HelenZaltzman @billiepiper Rolf Harris Yelled To His Mum
Remembering how to spell rhythm

[Han @boybandsrock]

@PINsykes I've sold a couple of things but the only thing I bought turned up covered in cat hairs and with moth holes in. Luckily Vinted gave me a speedy refund. Won't be using for buying.

[Han @boybandsrock]

@joelgolby "Mediocrity is a Sin" says his t-shirt as he goes around, being mediocre.

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@NoContextBrits Herpes

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@robfordmancs Trussterfuck lol

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@lucyprebblish I bloody love a bit of the Early G

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@IanMcGimpsey This sounds rude to me

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@naomialderman According to a political expert friend of mine,
if they had done the vote three years later, the result would have swung the other way. Due to the death of various old leavers.

[Han @boybandsrock]

@GrieveWatch I always film all my moments of quiet reflection, don't you?

[Han @boybandsrock]

Why "if"? Surely "when"? We have a fucked-up approach to death in this country.