Facey McMurder

A successful amateur comedian recently favorited one of my tweets. I think that speaks for itself.

[Facey McMurder @boychickenlover]

She
Said
That
The world wasn't big enough for...
Both of us.

But...
Neither of us were tall enough to be astronauts

[Facey McMurder @boychickenlover]

@popcornsquared too many things to even describe. Many wonderful, powerful things, new hobbies, and so much growing up. Lol love you Sierra - Gilley, Russia (I know you'll never check your twitter, hehe)

[DollarBillCosby @DollarBillCosby]

*goes back in time*

Me: And all the gangster rappers wear dresses and have purple hair now

Pilgrim pretending to be interested: Ah I see

[Doug Stanhope @DougStanhope]

Nobody ever knows it when you overcome your desire to succumb to click-bait but I, for one, will commend you. You're a better person for it.

[Facey McMurder @boychickenlover]

@WGhamster I've been watching and waiting. I was not disappointed

[Facey McMurder @boychickenlover]

@fro_vo I literally was just telling my friend I thought 14 would go the distance </3

[Facey McMurder @boychickenlover]

Last day to pick up my book for free! Over 100 given away--get yours! Magical tale of a narcissistic little freak! https://t.co/Et0WQgdx5k